TrollfaceDeux
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, did you like the last podcast notification?? Well here's the second one, and for the third podcast! Yep. This Thursday 8-8-24 at 7pm Central
Go here to check out his podcast thread for info on topics and links!Go into the FoH discord and find the Happy Time Fun Hour channel and give it a listen!
Omi43221
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We used this :
Amazon.com: Zeus Electrosex Deluxe Edition Twilight Violet Wand Kit by XR Brands by Sittiyakul: Health & Personal Care
(by the way I got it for half that price)
Not really impressed with the fact the attachments aren't fixed with some type of tightening system but it works.
Also since I'm apparently reviewing sex toys I did pick this up after they had a demo at Costco
Amazon.com: MEDMASSAGER MMB04B Variable Speed Body Massager: Health & Personal Care
It's not really a sex toy per-say but girlfriend is really mellowed out after I use that on her and give her a massage. At first I was dead set against getting it because I was sure I could find some power tool by Dewalt , Bosch, or Black Decker that would serve double duty and be more powerful and more reliable but girlfriend gave me that look like I was crazy so I finally relented.
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OneofOne
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Gf picked up this Amazon.com: Hitachi Magic Wand Massager with Shibari Variable Speed Controller: Health & Personal Care and it's been godly. I knew these things were popular as fuck, but I never imagined they were as good as it is. Not only is it an awesome (legit) massager, but nothing I've found gives her faster orgasms than this. We're talking like, a minute or so. Only "problem" is it overheats quite a bit after about 30 minutes. We've actually been thinking of picking up another to switch out. Can't recommend it enough, even with the bump in price. Speed controller is a must - don't buy the wand alone.
TrollfaceDeux
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Omi43221
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It's for casting spells like magic missile!
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Zaara
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iannis
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Zaara
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It's a penis shrunk down to miniature size and with twice as many nerve endings, essentially.
I've been with guys that didn't seem to realize it existed and just assumed dick in hole was enough. It can be, but relatively rare to find women who are able to orgasm from vaginal penetration alone- mostly because the vast majority of nerve endings inside a vagina are concentrated around the entrance and first few inches. There's not really much going on the deeper you go- its more the sensation of being filled than an actual direct stimulus of nerves. Good news for guys struggling with the notion that being average size is inadequate, bad news for the big-dicked guys who think jamming into a woman's cervix over and over is a good thing.
I've been with guys that didn't seem to realize it existed and just assumed dick in hole was enough. It can be, but relatively rare to find women who are able to orgasm from vaginal penetration alone- mostly because the vast majority of nerve endings inside a vagina are concentrated around the entrance and first few inches. There's not really much going on the deeper you go- its more the sensation of being filled than an actual direct stimulus of nerves. Good news for guys struggling with the notion that being average size is inadequate, bad news for the big-dicked guys who think jamming into a woman's cervix over and over is a good thing.
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Cad
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There's definitely certain deep spots that some women like to have touched with each thrust and some don't. But nobody likes it being jammed into the cervix with force.
Also true that most of the nerve endings (including g-spot) are like within 2-3 inches of the opening.
iannis
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A friend of mine is hung like a horse. Dude is like 5 and a half foot tall, but he has a porn star dick. It's actually a problem for him, because along with his short man syndrome he'll complain sometimes that his girlfriend doesn't want to fuck him enough because he's always bottoming out and bruising her cervix.
I just fucking laugh at him. It's hillarious.
I keep telling him to find himself a six footer, he won't bottom out on her. He's a freak -- usually these things are proportional. But nooooooo... he loves her or some shit.
iannis
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I've only seen it once. He's got short man syndrome. When I met him he was always bragging about how big his dick is. After about two months I'd had enough of it, and told him to either put up or shut up. One trip to the bathroom later I had to admit to him, "Ok. That's a big fucking dick."
Noodleface
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Wife really pissed me off yesterday. It's probably a pregnancy hormones thing but she was complaining about everything all day. Add in a lot of sarcasm and general giving me a hard time and I just had enough. Went to bed without saying anything. Woke up today and I'm still pretty mad about it. Usually I cool off overnight but she basically ruined my weekend.
Fuck pregnant women.
Fuck pregnant women.
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Crone
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Haha... I'm glad we have the same coping techniques, and that they don't really work. I go to bed extremely early and without saying much of anything when I'm mad, and the wife knows it. Typically she'll let me be, but then in the morning she's like so wtf was that about and calls me out on my bull shit tantrum I was throwing.
Because like it or not, that's what you did. Threw a tantrum and ran away from the problem.
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Our pregnant sex was awesome, so sure. Let's fuck pregnant women!
Other than that, could you just point out to her every time she's complaining about something? Allow her to piss herself off with how much she is complaining.
TrollfaceDeux
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Haha... I'm glad we have the same coping techniques, and that they don't really work. I go to bed extremely early and without saying much of anything when I'm mad, and the wife knows it. Typically she'll let me be, but then in the morning she's like so wtf was that about and calls me out on my bull shit tantrum I was throwing.
Because like it or not, that's what you did. Threw a tantrum and ran away from the problem.
Doing nothing is a tantrum?
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Noodleface
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