Marriage and the Power of Divorce

iannis

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As long as irrational feels do not become irrational obsessions or actions what is the problem?

Wait. What. No, wait. They're not.. no.. what...

What is even the POINT of one without the other?

BLAZE OF GLORY, LULZ. BLAZE OF FUCKING GLORY.

Getting rejected because you're too fucked up is way better than being accepted because you didn't want to admit how fucked up you are. Like no contest at all.
 
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LulzSect

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Like now I'm scrambling trying to figure out a last minute fucking date on Valentine's Day

THANKS FOH

lol
 

Khane

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The worst thing you can do is treat it like Valentine's day. It's a first date man. Just keep it simple.
 
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LulzSect

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True, true, I am just gonna do some burger craft beer joint and keep it casual

I was being semi-facetious, I really didn't think she'd say yes!
 

chaos

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Keep it low key, don't bust out the bananas until the second date. Bitches aren't ready for that shit from jump street.
 
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Soygen

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If she can't handle the banana on the first date, she's not the one for him!
 
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LulzSect

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So she doesn't want to have dinner and just meet up for drinks...

Is this odd to anyone else besides me?
 

Eidal

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So she doesn't want to have dinner and just meet up for drinks...

Is this odd to anyone else besides me?

More socially acceptable to get a good buzz in a bar -- buzz smooths out nervousness...

Maybe doesn't want to smash a burger/beer and end up bloated as fuck on a first date. Those trendy burger joints = 2k calories in a sitting.

Maybe thinks "dinner" is too serious and thinks "drinks" is more chill -- if she wants to escalate she knows she can.
 
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Khane

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No that's a pretty standard first date.

Why would you want to eat on a first date? It inhibits conversation and you're eating instead of getting drunk and fondling each other.

It's also cheaper and you aren't stuck waiting for your food if it clearly isn't going well.
 
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LulzSect

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duh (man this should have been obvious)

good points

been a while since i've done this non-degenerate type of meeting women

thx bros
 

Picasso3

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while khane is a dumb piece of shit that doesn't know anything about marriage and women i agree with his assessment here.
 
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Blazin

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Maybe instead of standard Khane qualifiers we just type (Khane clause).

"I agree with Khane here (Khane clause)"

"Though Khane is fucking retarded and knows nothing of relationships or women and will be forever alone, I agree with this particular assertion"

Would save time but still allow us to agree with Khane without losing credibility