Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Adebisi
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Noodleface
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Sorry I've never said I smashed my face in terms of kissing. I legitimately thought the worst
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Mrs. Gravy
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It is fine, Noodleface, I am not always clear.
TBH - I may not always be as proper as I should probably be, so your conclusion jumping may one day prove to be accurate.
TBH - I may not always be as proper as I should probably be, so your conclusion jumping may one day prove to be accurate.
Mrs. Gravy
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Noodleface
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It's fine. It's not like it's out of the realm of possibility on a first date or anything g
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SJW and I are official now I think. Went to pick her up the other day and was waiting outside enjoying the snow and a random girl came out of her dorm and was like oh your the guy SJW is dating, Hi.
I'm going in for surgery in a few weeks and she doesn't have a car or a license so I doubt I'll see her for like a month unless she can bum rides. It's fine though I hate being pestered when I'm sick.
I've dropped my internal guard around her a bit and I've got caught "misgendering" her by calling her a her instead if "Per" she catches me but doesn't really push the subject or get upset.
I still dread the day she meets any of my friends.
I'm going in for surgery in a few weeks and she doesn't have a car or a license so I doubt I'll see her for like a month unless she can bum rides. It's fine though I hate being pestered when I'm sick.
I've dropped my internal guard around her a bit and I've got caught "misgendering" her by calling her a her instead if "Per" she catches me but doesn't really push the subject or get upset.
I still dread the day she meets any of my friends.
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No car is pretty acceptable since she lives smack dab in center City Philly on campus.
The no liscense is strange though. She is only 21 though.
Noodleface
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My cousin is 36 and she never got her license. Makes her cuck of a husband drive her everywhere.
She got into a minor fender bender when she was 12 (like a dented bumper) and is too scared to drive herself.
It's... weird...
She got into a minor fender bender when she was 12 (like a dented bumper) and is too scared to drive herself.
It's... weird...
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Hoss
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Official? Like, you've been dick zoned? She put her pin on you?
Also, lol do you seriously use different pronouns for her? What's that like? Does it come up often? Do you die a little inside everytime, or do you get used to it?
Dunno what that means, but she is telling people are dating.
Yes I do.
It sucks because I have to edit every text I send her.
It comes up more often in text than in real life.
Not so much as die inside but I have to stop a laugh Everytime I say Per.
Also it's bullshit because when we are fucking she says fucked up shit like "Stretch out my cunt so I'm sore" and "cum in my little pussy" and those are totally fucking gendered things.
Never heard a girl call her cunt a cunt before actually.
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I believe about 10% of what tiggles said. There's a truth In there somewhere
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Hoss
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They do it in porn if you ever turn the volume up. My wife does it too. She's not offended by hurty words.
Not to make an argument for her, but I don't see those as gendered things in a mentally ill SJW's head. They are just parts of her anatomy. Just because she thinks she is a dude doesn't mean she suddenly has a dick. Maybe 'put a baby in me' would be close, but again, it's just a biological fact. How far does she go with dirty talk? If she says "Spank my ass daddy, I'm a bad little girl" that would be strong evidence her pronouns are just part of a long troll job.
No incest or daddy talk. She is huge into "Petplay" she will roll on the floor and lay in my lap and pur and I call her Kitten most of the time and that is a huge benefit because I can use a pet name instead of fucking up her gender shit.
She loves her dog dick dildo and she is definitely a stretcher because she has these fucking Pringle can dicks in her dorm.
It's strange because she has the tightest pussy I have ever felt and if she wants she can squeeze my finger super tight. It's kinda funny watch her struggle to fit one of these things in her.
We did watch like eight episodes of South Park last month and she enjoyed all the gay jokes and random offensive humor. After the first episode came on I figured she didn't like it and turned it off and she said why did you do that I love this show.
I'm just confused man.
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My ex wife would call hers a cunt once in a while when we had sex. Sex, as rare as it was, is about the only thing I miss with her. I loved her body.
And @a_skeleton_02 last time I knew, you were going to end things with her. You getting soft on us?
And @a_skeleton_02 last time I knew, you were going to end things with her. You getting soft on us?