Denaut
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Girlfriend is uncomfortable with coarse language so I just make her speak to me in Russian. Doesn't matter what she says and it is hot as fuck.
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Girlfriend is uncomfortable with coarse language so I just make her speak to me in Russian. Doesn't matter what she says and it is hot as fuck.
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I got private dances from a russian stripper / porn star (katarina Kat), and I had her talk dirty to me in russian. She said she didn't know what to say, and I was like "So, I don't speak russian anyway, just recite your fucking shopping list". I'm with you, it was so hot. Even though Russian isn't a particularly sexy language. I always did the same thing when I was dating mexican girls, but they had to be a little more 'on' since I know some spanish.
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Mrs. Gravy
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Have I told all of you how much I love you?
Holyfuck...best part of my day so far is reading this thread.
P. S. I like the dirty talk...esp. in the right tone..mmmmmm good.
Holyfuck...best part of my day so far is reading this thread.
P. S. I like the dirty talk...esp. in the right tone..mmmmmm good.
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Zaara
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No offense a_skeleton_02 but your made-up SJW girlfriend sucks.
Why do you need to edit your text-messages to her? You don't talk to a person using third-person pronouns. Does she not let you use the word 'you?'
Maybe there would be less anger and animosity between SJW camp and fat neckbeard camp if the lot of you weren't so goddamn fixated on making up shit that the other side does in anecdotal examples of why you're all assholes.
Why do you need to edit your text-messages to her? You don't talk to a person using third-person pronouns. Does she not let you use the word 'you?'
Maybe there would be less anger and animosity between SJW camp and fat neckbeard camp if the lot of you weren't so goddamn fixated on making up shit that the other side does in anecdotal examples of why you're all assholes.
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Soygen
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Hmmm. This is exactly what I would expect an SJW plant to post!
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Noodleface
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a_skeleton_02 story sounds like the type of story a dude that fucks his cat would make up
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Denaut
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Funnily enough she is fluent in Italian too. There is just something about how her voice changes when she switches to Russian, it drops a bit and sounds more assertive. I dig it.
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When my mexican girls started moaning, it sounded more like Que Rico. I asked what it meant and all I got for an answer was a raspy 'trust me its good baby'. Well no shit it's good, I just wanted to know if you were really saying how rich. Or it might have been one word, something like querrido. I don't know that word but it' sounds like the word for love/want, so maybe they were saying they loved it. I also got some aye papi's, but never SI SI SI
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