Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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a_skeleton_02 said:
Dunno what that means, but she is telling people are dating.

Yes I do.
It sucks because I have to edit every text I send her.
It comes up more often in text than in real life.
Not so much as die inside but I have to stop a laugh Everytime I say Per.



Also it's bullshit because when we are fucking she says fucked up shit like "Stretch out my cunt so I'm sore" and "cum in my little pussy" and those are totally fucking gendered things.

Never heard a girl call her cunt a cunt before actually.
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Please share some text screenshots. PLEASE!
 
Deathwing

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Tarrant said:
My ex wife would call hers a cunt once in a while when we had sex. Sex, as rare as it was, is about the only thing I miss with her. I loved her body.

And @a_skeleton_02 last time I knew, you were going to end things with her. You getting soft on us?
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You can't break up with someone who doesn't exist. Well, I guess you could shoot yourself in the mouth.
 
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Noodleface

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My wife isn't good with dirty talk. She'd probably say vagina if I made her. Now , dirty talk about my dong are fairly top notch. Very explicit for such an unassuming woman.
 
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Noodleface said:
My wife isn't good with dirty talk. She'd probably say vagina if I made her. Now , dirty talk about my dong are fairly top notch. Very explicit for such an unassuming woman.
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We need an example in sentence form please, for science of course.
 
Miguex

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a_skeleton_02 said:
I've dropped my internal guard around her a bit and I've got caught "misgendering" her by calling her a her instead if "Per" she catches me but doesn't really push the subject or get upset.

I still dread the day she meets any of my friends.
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there is no fucking way this is worth it. And that's coming from someone in an epic dry spell.
 
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My wife let her beginners license expire when we first started dating, which in Ontario this means you get to restart a process that involves not being able to drive alone for at least a year.

Pain in the ass. I couldn't imagine chauffeuring an able bodied adult for their entire life.
 
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Noodleface said:
"I want your donger in me thinger, jam it in and out at a really fast pace"
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Oi guvna, are you taking the piss? I'm bloody starkers you wazzock, snog with me then shag me bloody arse you barmy crumpet
 
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Holy shit, dirty talk gets me going, and dirty talk in foreign languages gets me even harder. But dirty talk in that slag british dialect ... makes me release my pollen

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really love surprise dirty talk when it's completely unexpected and out of fucking no where

always taken aback when that shit happens i literally melt
 
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