Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Alex

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No there was another thread he started about advice on the entire situation. I think so at least. Onoes' trials and tribulations are spread across multiple threads.
 
Noodleface

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Man wtf guys , this forum is filled with people that have been around for ages and our newest full time member knows where it is.

She is official
 
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Adebisi

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What about the guy who's wife was banging her Co workers in the parking lot on her lunch break?

Aaniminaana?
 
Oblio

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What about that "Doctor" Stalker? Ayachamo or something similar. Wasn't that dude obsessed with some actress & he was stalking her to the point he took his wife to a Play the actress was in or something? He gave her flowers & waited for her...right? Someone has to know the story. Told us all that shit while claiming he was a successful Doctor.
 
ZyyzYzzy

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Oblio said:
What about that "Doctor" Stalker? Ayachamo or something similar. Wasn't that dude obsessed with some actress & he was stalking her to the point he took his wife to a Play the actress was in or something? He gave her flowers & waited for her...right? Someone has to know the story. Told us all that shit while claiming he was a successful Doctor.
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He also showed his bhole
 
iannis

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Chamo was great. Kinda nuts, but that's what made him great.

He'd aggravate the shit out of you sometimes. I was arguing with him one time and he went and asked his dad about something I had said. He actually typed it out, "Well, my father says".

... My daddy can beat you up? God DAMN, chamo!
 
Prodigal

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Wife likes the dirty talk - doesn't do much for me, but hell, if she wants a narrative I'll do what works for her. I find it funny because she can't stand profanity any other time - guess the intimacy of doing something "taboo" gets her worked up.
 
Nester

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a_skeleton_02, when you talk to Per about Per friends and Per life and the dreams you have with Per...

Do both your balls shrivel up and seep back into your body right away or is it gradual process?
 
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Nester said:
a_skeleton_02, when you talk to Per about Per friends and Per life and the dreams you have with Per...

Do both your balls shrivel up and seep back into your body right away or is it gradual process?
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She usually talks to me about her DnD campaign and how she has a NPC girlfriend that they roleplay with and I kinda just glaze over it.

Today she was talking about how there is a smelly black kid in her animation class who steals from anime.
 
LulzSect

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Love this FOH imaginary GF campaign you're running @a_skeleton_02

Really enjoying this imaginary character's back story.

Please continue!

(pre gaming while en route to house party)
 
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LulzSect

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I'm tipsy at a party surrounded by women, but the girl I really like wants nothing to do with me. Ouch.

Welp gonna get wasted now

(Funny how that works)
 
Hoss

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Adebisi said:
Aaniminaana?
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She wasn't the one fucking her dog? Thought we saw a video of her getting peanut butter licked out of her sarlacc pit.

Prodigal said:
Wife likes the dirty talk - doesn't do much for me, but hell, if she wants a narrative I'll do what works for her. I find it funny because she can't stand profanity any other time - guess the intimacy of doing something "taboo" gets her worked up.
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Taboo is where it's at. No matter who you are, you have some limit of what's acceptable, and things just on the other side of it are exciting.
 
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