moonarchia
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Drink lots of water, so all of that turns into a slurry of spice and grits. Get it all over so he gets acid rashes to go along with the bedsores.
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Drink lots of water, so all of that turns into a slurry of spice and grits. Get it all over so he gets acid rashes to go along with the bedsores.
Noodleface
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Mrs. Gravy
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SO, he may have known me as the VERY naive, very sheltered, super good catholic school girl I was...he was younger than me but we were in Spanish class together as kids....this grown up Tracy has him curious. Texts today indicate such. Good, a little mystery to sweeten the pot.
Based on some of the stuff I have been weeding through, I think I am along switch lines...so I may choose to top from the bottom too and vice versa. OH gosh sex is fun again! YAY me!
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Hatorade
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Mean is far too vague, that can be anything from passionate chocking to shit like ride him while calling his dick too small to make you cum.
He really end that conversation on a cliffhanger? What a douche, next time he tries that bullshit tell him this isn't prime time TV and make him answer the question.
He really end that conversation on a cliffhanger? What a douche, next time he tries that bullshit tell him this isn't prime time TV and make him answer the question.
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Noodleface
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Well remember last week how my wife got all pissy that I wouldn't lecture her brother? I solved it this week by uninviting everyone on Saturdays. Worked out pretty good, just relaxed with the wife.
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Noodleface
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She said something like "wouldn't you want to cancel next week instead because we're going out?" I said nah because I was cancelling that one too
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Zaara
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Well all the signs are there.
-Doesn't offer up specifics when asked
-Uses the word 'mean' to describe the behavior he likes
-Doesn't immediately jump on telling about gear/stuff he has around his place, possibly out of latent embarassment
Whatever it is, it's probably got to do with emasculation.
Granted, there's guys that will hedge their bets on telling too much about their kinks to a female buddy, especially if its especially weird off-label shit...And if its early in the relationship. He might think something as simple as bondage/fem dom is too subversive to be shared unless its with someone he's absolutely sure is down with it.
-Doesn't offer up specifics when asked
-Uses the word 'mean' to describe the behavior he likes
-Doesn't immediately jump on telling about gear/stuff he has around his place, possibly out of latent embarassment
Whatever it is, it's probably got to do with emasculation.
Granted, there's guys that will hedge their bets on telling too much about their kinks to a female buddy, especially if its especially weird off-label shit...And if its early in the relationship. He might think something as simple as bondage/fem dom is too subversive to be shared unless its with someone he's absolutely sure is down with it.
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TrollfaceDeux
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LulzSect
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Mrs. Gravy
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EEK!!Ms. Gravy's next post is about how he takes her by the hand to the kitchen sundry cabinet and pulls out a funnel
iannis
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Noodleface
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I told my wife to cut the shit because she's driving me insane. She said she would.. at least she recognized that she's insane right now. Counting down the days til my 2nd son ploops out of her vag
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Soygen
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