Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Big Phoenix

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You mean you dont have a folder labeled foh pics full of pictures of people from this community saved as their name so you know who is who?
 
Haast

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Chris said:
Don't know if this is the right place but I have a problem:

I'm in a long term relationship for two years and we have been living together for a year. We haven't had sex for 6 months and
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Didn't need to read the rest (though I did). End it and move on. You are describing a roommate, not a relationship. Either she doesn't want sex at all or doesn't want it with you, and neither of those works for you.

While I can respect a long term relationship with someone you've loved for years (decades?) can go without sex, a relationship that is passionless while it is developing is a failed relationship.
 
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Haast

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wormie said:
Your lack of sex is messing up your memory. I didn't say that. I said I don't want to post here because I don't want to deal with retards accusing me of trolling or lying.
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The prodigal faggot returns.
 
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Kaige

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Mrs. Gravy

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iannis said:
Well. See us in a few months.

Oooh oooh. Google "milk enema". That was a thing for a while.

Also "facesitting" and "cfnm" and "cbt". I think those eyehooks are for him.
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Holy carp... the information available.
Put all of your acronyms and also domme into search, tried to choose info over porn (well some anyway) and have started to read a fuck ton [pun intended]. So far, I like the info from Kink Academy and
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Mrs. Gravy said:
Holy carp... the information available.
Put all of your acronyms and also domme into search, tried to choose info over porn (well some anyway) and have started to read a fuck ton [pun intended]. So far, I like the info from Kink Academy and
Home • The Center for Sexual Pleasure & Health
It is never too old to learn...
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Don't pay attention to these morons and their search terms.

Tie him up. Then piss on him. Have sex. Use your hair to mop it all up. Piss on him again. Have sex a second time.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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a_skeleton_03 said:
Don't pay attention to these morons and their search terms.

Tie him up. Then piss on him. Have sex. Use your hair to mop it all up. Piss on him again. Have sex a second time.
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I am laying in bed and laughing my fat ass off...

He made some interesting moves....without telling me anything...first post date sexual encounter and all doesn't usually let all cats out of the bag...but he kept ...for lack of a better description. ..presenting his throat. This intrigues me...

He is going to have to tell me what he likes so I can at least decide if I am or could be into it too.
 
Adebisi

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I've tried to keep a stash of all the shoops I've done at FoH for the archives.

No stash of IRL pictures tho. I like to pretend your IRL faces are your avatars.
 
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moonarchia

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He wants you to RP Vampire the Masquerade with him. Just file your incisors sharp enough to break skin and be careful not to nip the jugular.
 
iannis

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a_skeleton_03 said:
Don't pay attention to these morons and their search terms.

Tie him up. Then piss on him. Have sex. Use your hair to mop it all up. Piss on him again. Have sex a second time.
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ogod, ogod.

Tie him up then crap on his face. Then leave and don't untie him.

Eat a lot of oatmeal and jalapenos.

Ok, so obviously this will be a one time thing. A once in a LIFETIME thing! But c'mon, when you go to Jesus you can tell him, "Lord. Lord, this one time I tied a guy up and crapped right on his face".

Then he'll laugh and give you the buddy thumbs up and be like, "Yeah. He's in hell. It's cool."
 
Mrs. Gravy

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iannis said:
ogod, ogod.

Tie him up then crap on his face. Then leave and don't untie him.

Eat a lot of oatmeal and jalapenos.

Ok, so obviously this will be a one time thing. A once in a LIFETIME thing! But c'mon, when you go to Jesus you can tell him, "Lord. Lord, this one time I tied a guy up and crapped right on his face".

Then he'll laugh and give you the buddy thumbs up and be like, "Yeah. He's in hell. It's cool."
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It just so happens that I like oatmeal and I like jalapenos.
 
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