Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tenks

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Lmao that is gross. Reminds me of a story from McD where a lady thought she was eating the mayo on top of the chicken sandwich but it turned out to be a cyst or something that was on the chicken.
 
Gravy

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Wow, damnit Noodle. That's disgusting.







Anyway, it's about anniversary time for me and the Mrs. She's a trivia/book geek, and I'm looking for a fun trivia game or something else that might be cool or fun.
 
Deathwing

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Find out how to get her on Jeopardy.

Oh, and if she gets on, makes sure she puts her name as "Uncle Gravy's Wife".
 
iannis

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I actually thought he was talking about dingleberries. Some kids call them jolly ranchers for some reason.

I dunno. Fucking dumbass kids.

edit: Yes. Yes, accept the dingleberry image and be grateful for how much kinder it is. There is goodness in the world still.
 
Soygen

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An old friend of mine got a dingle-berry going down on a chick back in the day. He called it a shit-crumb. We ended up calling the girl "crumbs" after that.
 
BrutulTM

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I would eat a bowl of dingleberries with milk and splenda every morning over that jolly rancher story.
 
Khane

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I have a dingleberry story, well actually... it was more of a dingleboulder
 
BrutulTM

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I think we all learned that the way to get someone on jeopardy is to play basketball with one of the security guards at the show and bet him your car on a half-court shot.
 
Jysin

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Jolly Ranchers, Dingleberries, "crumbs", and Dingleboulders...

This thread never fails to deliver the lols.
 
opiate82

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Quineloe_sl said:
How long does it take someone who never wore rings before to get used to that stupid thing?
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For the first 6 months I wanted to rip the thing off all the time. Next 6 months was the akward "when it is on it feels weird but when it is off not having it there also feels weird" and then it finally started to feel normal to just have it on.
 
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Senaiel

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Never wore a ring and it took me about a month to not even notice it. Wasn't that bad of a process
 
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