Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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So back on topic: my good friend is going through his second divorce in 10 years. Mormons, man. They're not all time & all eternity like they say they are.
His soon to be ex-wife is pretty crazy, but he's not innocent either. He's super nice but gets bored easily. He's like a puppy who loses interest in the new ball after 10 minutes and starts eating your new shoes instead. I wonder how much his last ball is going to cost him.
Thank Joseph Smith he doesn't have kids.
His soon to be ex-wife is pretty crazy, but he's not innocent either. He's super nice but gets bored easily. He's like a puppy who loses interest in the new ball after 10 minutes and starts eating your new shoes instead. I wonder how much his last ball is going to cost him.
Thank Joseph Smith he doesn't have kids.
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Wow, so I was already thinking "Should I just create a new thread "The Misadventures of Onoes" or something so I don't keep shitting up the divorce thread with my day to day goings on?", but it seemed like maybe that would be too narcissistic, but now that Lindz has won the thread......
Is that a terrible idea?
Also, no, I'm not using condoms with this girl. I bought condoms, I have them, but I don't feel like I need them with her. She's very paranoid about STD's and has tested since we got together just in case my wife was cheating, and since I can't make babies... I just went for it. That's very very very outside my old pre marriage MO, and I don;t plan on that being the norm, but for this girl, yeah, no condoms have been used.
Is that a terrible idea?
Also, no, I'm not using condoms with this girl. I bought condoms, I have them, but I don't feel like I need them with her. She's very paranoid about STD's and has tested since we got together just in case my wife was cheating, and since I can't make babies... I just went for it. That's very very very outside my old pre marriage MO, and I don;t plan on that being the norm, but for this girl, yeah, no condoms have been used.
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WRAP THAT SHIT UP MAN
for fucks sake. Do you want it to burn when you pee?
I knew a girl once (friend of an ex) who couldn't have kids, so instead, her way of "trapping" herself a man was to give him herpes like she already had. She felt like if she gave the dude the same STD as herself, they'd be more likely to stay with her since they could screw with no issues from that point on. In her mind, they wouldn't want to leave her and have to explain having the herp to a new partner. That never worked out for her. She was a horrible person, and this seemed totally rational to her.
some women are absolutely insane
for fucks sake. Do you want it to burn when you pee?
I knew a girl once (friend of an ex) who couldn't have kids, so instead, her way of "trapping" herself a man was to give him herpes like she already had. She felt like if she gave the dude the same STD as herself, they'd be more likely to stay with her since they could screw with no issues from that point on. In her mind, they wouldn't want to leave her and have to explain having the herp to a new partner. That never worked out for her. She was a horrible person, and this seemed totally rational to her.
some women are absolutely insane