Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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Only bothered me for a month. Got it resized and barely ever notice it except when I wash my hands and water gets stuck underneath it
 
Crone

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Are we allowed to ask how recent that photo of Lindz is? Maybe she's got a stash and just pulls them out when needed? Need more stash?

and I got married, and it bothered me for a couple weeks, then I got fat, since I had a wife, and now the ring is like ingrained into my skin, but I can still easily take it off. Weird.
 
iannis

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Do we really care how recent it is though?

It's even more deliciously decadent if she has a "go-to stash" to pull out for internet horndogs.
 
lindz

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It's from yesterday. I didn't tag it because you all know what I look like by now, my bad.
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And the stash is for my husband's eyes only.
 
lindz

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I'm Canadian. We have no god in Canada sir.

And no thanks to mormonism. My husband was raised mormon. I get all the horror stories.
 
Tarrant

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lindz_sl said:
I'm Canadian. We have no god in Canada sir.

And no thanks to mormonism. My husband was raised mormon. I get all the horror stories.
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Ah, yeah I get the same from friends of mine. It was selfish for me to want such things for you simply to enjoy more pictures. My apologies.
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Deathwing

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Yeah guys, go be even creepier.

To be fair, lindz should have expected this and it's a fairly...tempered response, Brother Wu excepting.
 
Tarrant

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The Ancient_sl said:
I'm not concerned about lindz's take on it, this fawning is ruining my fapping.
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haha, I'll be honest, my wife wanted to see pics more than I did I think. It was all in good fun though.

Does anyone else have a wife that has no gay tendencies but loves boobs? Sometimes it'll catch me off guard when she comments, like she's trying to lay a trap for me or something. ha.
 
Joeboo

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Tarrant_sl said:
Does anyone else have a wife that has no gay tendencies but loves boobs? Sometimes it'll catch me off guard when she comments, like she's trying to lay a trap for me or something. ha.
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In no way am I trying to make an assumption about your wife, but in my personal experience about the only women I've known that like to talk about their boobs, or others boobs are fat chicks that have huge cans because they are also fat, so thats about their only redeeming physical quality.
 
Khane

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Fuckin' beard hater hijacking this thread for attention. Typical.
 
iannis

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There's not a real analogue I think for men. Some women put more stock into their chest than others. You spend enough time around them and you start to pick up on it, but they will rarely come out and say it. So that's why it pretty much has to be a wife/girlfriend.

It's not always fat chicks but it usually is women that have nice racks. Men can gauge their manliness with dicksize. But it's weird, too, because even flatchested girls will buy into it every now and then. Where a small dicked man will just become a banker. O burn, lithose, oh burn.

There is an entire world of boobie appreciation that men are not forbidden from ever knowing, but is simply outside of our perceptual range. AND THAT'S BULLSHIT, MAN.

I guess maybe there is sort of a male analogue with swoll bi/triceps. But it's not a very good analogue. About as close as we get I guess.
 
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