Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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Well I imagine if you've already dragged your dick through a field of herpes, another round couldn't hurt. Unless she didn't have a flare up until tonight.
 
Kirun

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Onoes_sl said:
Yeah, but after.. 20+ hours of unprotected sex.. if she lied, I'm screwed already? I understand bitches be crazy, and I understand not smart, but a fairly moot point now ehh?
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Unless she contracts something while she's banging some other guy. Which, judging from your past interactions, seems to be the most likely scenario. Seriously, with a chick that crazy, you're playing with fire crotch.
 
Jysin

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joeboo_sl said:
...I knew a girl once (friend of an ex) who couldn't have kids, so instead, her way of "trapping" herself a man was to give him herpes like she already had. She felt like if she gave the dude the same STD as herself, they'd be more likely to stay with her since they could screw with no issues from that point on. In her mind, they wouldn't want to leave her and have to explain having the herp to a new partner. That never worked out for her. She was a horrible person, and this seemed totally rational to her...
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Sorry about your Herp joe.

...seriously though, WTF!?
 
Joeboo

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Jysin_sl said:
Sorry about your Herp joe.

...seriously though, WTF!?
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Funny part was, this was like 15 years ago when we were in our early 20s. I hadn't seen her in at least a decade, but about 5 or 6 years ago when I first got on Facebook, she found me almost immediately through some mutual friends and was wanting to hook up. I blocked her ASAP.
 
Joeboo

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Was decent 15 years ago, probably a solid 6/7 or so. Kinda had a Tori Amos-like vibe, she was a waify redhead.

Fat cow now. Shocking
 
TrollfaceDeux

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joeboo_sl said:
WRAP THAT SHIT UP MAN

for fucks sake. Do you want it to burn when you pee?

I knew a girl once (friend of an ex) who couldn't have kids, so instead, her way of "trapping" herself a man was to give him herpes like she already had. She felt like if she gave the dude the same STD as herself, they'd be more likely to stay with her since they could screw with no issues from that point on. In her mind, they wouldn't want to leave her and have to explain having the herp to a new partner. That never worked out for her. She was a horrible person, and this seemed totally rational to her.

some women are absolutely insane
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BrotherWu

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Uncle Gravy_sl said:
I'm not going to google that. What is it?
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My thoughts exactly.

Onoes confirmed Forest Gump cousin. He should be dead for so many reasons and yet he plows on.

And now, thinking I will close my office door and have some pants-optional time that lindz spoiler.
 
Joeboo

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Uncle Gravy_sl said:
I'm not going to google that. What is it?
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rivalthecreator comments on Reddit, What's the grossest/nastiest thing that's happened to you in a sexual encounter? I'll go first...

Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
 
Soygen

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Well that's pretty much just as horrible as I thought it would be.
 
Falstaff

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wow.

I knew a girl in grad school who rubbed a jolly rancher on her vag before a guy went down on her but that is some next level shit and not related at all.
 
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