Big Phoenix
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Props if you can have Steve Vai playing guitar solos in the background while doing it.
What's the breakdown of living vicariously through Onoes vs hoping for some sort of epic failure? I think I'm around 60/40
What's the breakdown of living vicariously through Onoes vs hoping for some sort of epic failure? I think I'm around 60/40
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Again, this girl is the wettest thing I've ever been a part of. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't experienced first hand. She weighs maybe 105 pounds, but loses a fucking gallon of juice every single time we have sex, it makes no sense to me. I bought an old person rubber sheet thing for bedwetting, I'm crossing my fingers it works. I swear, if you put a bucket underneath us, the thing would be half full by the end. It's crazy.
Want to know my plans?
So, initially, I'm going to blindfold her and tie her to the bed. Just arms and feet spread. I'm going to go down on her, and use the glass dildo on her for a good long while. I'll probably use the Hitachi on her a bit as well. I probably won't put my dick in her at all up to this point, I'm thinking 30 or so minutes. At that point, I've got some strawberries and whip cream, I'm going to feed her some, and rub her with some (I know not to get that shit in her pussy), but get her a little messy and just be teasing her the whole time. Another 10-15 minutes. I'll then untie her and walk her to the other room, still blindfolded. Whats in the other room you ask? I've opened up the attic access in the ceiling there and placed a 10 foot 2x6 up in the attic. The middle of the beam crosses the open hatch. I have straps over the rope, with fasteners on each end. So, I'm going to walk her in there, raise her hands above her head, and fasted them, so she is stuck standing with arms stretched above her. I'm then going to fasten the bondage belt around her wast, strap the hitachi in, tighten it up, and crank it up. I'll play with her like that for a minute, but then I'm going to pull a small ladder over in front of her, she will be standing there in orgasm, blind and unable to do anything, and I'm going to tell her to open her mouth. I'm then going to fuck her face. When I get close to cumming, I will pull her blindfold off and pull out, finishing on her face/in her mouth. I will then climb down, turn the vibe down, and untie her from the ceiling. I'll lead her back to the room, tied her up doggy style, and lay down on the bed. I'll resume the Hitachi, and fuck her with the glass dildo while she sucks me. When I get hard again, I will take off the Hitachi, and fuck her some like that. After a while, I will have her suck me some more while I undo her bonds and reposition her. I'll put her on her back, lift her legs up above her head and clip them to the headboard. I'll put her arms over her thighs, and clip her wrists to the collar on her neck. Most of her weight will be on her midback-shoulders, while her ass and pussy will be lifted off the bed pointing up basically. I'll fuck her like that for a while, and either cum in her, or pull out and cum on her chest/stomach/pussy. At that point I will fully untie her, and we'll snuggle up in bed.
All told, I'm expecting the whole thing to last 3-5 hours.
Thats my plan, We'll see how close to that I can come!
Want to know my plans?
So, initially, I'm going to blindfold her and tie her to the bed. Just arms and feet spread. I'm going to go down on her, and use the glass dildo on her for a good long while. I'll probably use the Hitachi on her a bit as well. I probably won't put my dick in her at all up to this point, I'm thinking 30 or so minutes. At that point, I've got some strawberries and whip cream, I'm going to feed her some, and rub her with some (I know not to get that shit in her pussy), but get her a little messy and just be teasing her the whole time. Another 10-15 minutes. I'll then untie her and walk her to the other room, still blindfolded. Whats in the other room you ask? I've opened up the attic access in the ceiling there and placed a 10 foot 2x6 up in the attic. The middle of the beam crosses the open hatch. I have straps over the rope, with fasteners on each end. So, I'm going to walk her in there, raise her hands above her head, and fasted them, so she is stuck standing with arms stretched above her. I'm then going to fasten the bondage belt around her wast, strap the hitachi in, tighten it up, and crank it up. I'll play with her like that for a minute, but then I'm going to pull a small ladder over in front of her, she will be standing there in orgasm, blind and unable to do anything, and I'm going to tell her to open her mouth. I'm then going to fuck her face. When I get close to cumming, I will pull her blindfold off and pull out, finishing on her face/in her mouth. I will then climb down, turn the vibe down, and untie her from the ceiling. I'll lead her back to the room, tied her up doggy style, and lay down on the bed. I'll resume the Hitachi, and fuck her with the glass dildo while she sucks me. When I get hard again, I will take off the Hitachi, and fuck her some like that. After a while, I will have her suck me some more while I undo her bonds and reposition her. I'll put her on her back, lift her legs up above her head and clip them to the headboard. I'll put her arms over her thighs, and clip her wrists to the collar on her neck. Most of her weight will be on her midback-shoulders, while her ass and pussy will be lifted off the bed pointing up basically. I'll fuck her like that for a while, and either cum in her, or pull out and cum on her chest/stomach/pussy. At that point I will fully untie her, and we'll snuggle up in bed.
All told, I'm expecting the whole thing to last 3-5 hours.
Thats my plan, We'll see how close to that I can come!
I can tell you've hardly put any thought into this at all. I mean there's no Jurassic park truck action and nothing involving yogurt.