Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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DickTrickle
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Wow, that sounds exhausting and not fun, for either party. To each their own.Again, this girl is the wettest thing I've ever been a part of. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't experienced first hand. She weighs maybe 105 pounds, but loses a fucking gallon of juice every single time we have sex, it makes no sense to me. I bought an old person rubber sheet thing for bedwetting, I'm crossing my fingers it works. I swear, if you put a bucket underneath us, the thing would be half full by the end. It's crazy.
Want to know my plans?
So, initially, I'm going to blindfold her and tie her to the bed. Just arms and feet spread. I'm going to go down on her, and use the glass dildo on her for a good long while. I'll probably use the Hitachi on her a bit as well. I probably won't put my dick in her at all up to this point, I'm thinking 30 or so minutes. At that point, I've got some strawberries and whip cream, I'm going to feed her some, and rub her with some (I know not to get that shit in her pussy), but get her a little messy and just be teasing her the whole time. Another 10-15 minutes. I'll then untie her and walk her to the other room, still blindfolded. Whats in the other room you ask? I've opened up the attic access in the ceiling there and placed a 10 foot 2x6 up in the attic. The middle of the beam crosses the open hatch. I have straps over the rope, with fasteners on each end. So, I'm going to walk her in there, raise her hands above her head, and fasted them, so she is stuck standing with arms stretched above her. I'm then going to fasten the bondage belt around her wast, strap the hitachi in, tighten it up, and crank it up. I'll play with her like that for a minute, but then I'm going to pull a small ladder over in front of her, she will be standing there in orgasm, blind and unable to do anything, and I'm going to tell her to open her mouth. I'm then going to fuck her face. When I get close to cumming, I will pull her blindfold off and pull out, finishing on her face/in her mouth. I will then climb down, turn the vibe down, and untie her from the ceiling. I'll lead her back to the room, tied her up doggy style, and lay down on the bed. I'll resume the Hitachi, and fuck her with the glass dildo while she sucks me. When I get hard again, I will take off the Hitachi, and fuck her some like that. After a while, I will have her suck me some more while I undo her bonds and reposition her. I'll put her on her back, lift her legs up above her head and clip them to the headboard. I'll put her arms over her thighs, and clip her wrists to the collar on her neck. Most of her weight will be on her midback-shoulders, while her ass and pussy will be lifted off the bed pointing up basically. I'll fuck her like that for a while, and either cum in her, or pull out and cum on her chest/stomach/pussy. At that point I will fully untie her, and we'll snuggle up in bed.
All told, I'm expecting the whole thing to last 3-5 hours.
Thats my plan, We'll see how close to that I can come!
Falstaff
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oh yeah?Again, this girl is the wettest thing I've ever been a part of. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't experienced first hand. She weighs maybe 105 pounds, but loses a fucking gallon of juice every single time we have sex, it makes no sense to me. I bought an old person rubber sheet thing for bedwetting, I'm crossing my fingers it works. I swear, if you put a bucket underneath us, the thing would be half full by the end. It's crazy.
Want to know my plans?
So, initially, I'm going to blindfold her and tie her to the bed. Just arms and feet spread. I'm going to go down on her, and use the glass dildo on her for a good long while. I'll probably use the Hitachi on her a bit as well. I probably won't put my dick in her at all up to this point, I'm thinking 30 or so minutes. At that point, I've got some strawberries and whip cream, I'm going to feed her some, and rub her with some (I know not to get that shit in her pussy), but get her a little messy and just be teasing her the whole time. Another 10-15 minutes. I'll then untie her and walk her to the other room, still blindfolded. Whats in the other room you ask? I've opened up the attic access in the ceiling there and placed a 10 foot 2x6 up in the attic. The middle of the beam crosses the open hatch. I have straps over the rope, with fasteners on each end. So, I'm going to walk her in there, raise her hands above her head, and fasted them, so she is stuck standing with arms stretched above her. I'm then going to fasten the bondage belt around her wast, strap the hitachi in, tighten it up, and crank it up. I'll play with her like that for a minute, but then I'm going to pull a small ladder over in front of her, she will be standing there in orgasm, blind and unable to do anything, and I'm going to tell her to open her mouth. I'm then going to fuck her face. When I get close to cumming, I will pull her blindfold off and pull out, finishing on her face/in her mouth. I will then climb down, turn the vibe down, and untie her from the ceiling. I'll lead her back to the room, tied her up doggy style, and lay down on the bed. I'll resume the Hitachi, and fuck her with the glass dildo while she sucks me. When I get hard again, I will take off the Hitachi, and fuck her some like that. After a while, I will have her suck me some more while I undo her bonds and reposition her. I'll put her on her back, lift her legs up above her head and clip them to the headboard. I'll put her arms over her thighs, and clip her wrists to the collar on her neck. Most of her weight will be on her midback-shoulders, while her ass and pussy will be lifted off the bed pointing up basically. I'll fuck her like that for a while, and either cum in her, or pull out and cum on her chest/stomach/pussy. At that point I will fully untie her, and we'll snuggle up in bed.
All told, I'm expecting the whole thing to last 3-5 hours.
Thats my plan, We'll see how close to that I can come!
Noodleface
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Can you tell us how long it actually lasts? I fucked my wife once for like 3 hours and we both decided never again
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Nester
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I just assumed we are all waiting for the other shoe to drop, like the fucking car sale adventure. 1/99
Onoes
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Mission pretty much accomplished.
Picked her up at 6, by 6:15 I was undressing her at my house. Bedroom stuff went about an hour, took her to the other room and blowjob while I controlled the vibrator lasted maybe 15 minutes? Took her back to the bedroom, got a washcloth, put warm water on it, and cleaned the cum off her face. She asked if she could take the collar and belt off for a bit, so I took those off. We ended up laying around talking for an hour and a half, I took the rest of the stuff off her. About 9 I went back down on her for a few minutes, and then straight fucking for around 45 minutes. It was like 10:02 when I threw the bed wetting sheet and clean up towel in the washing machine. We hung out for another hour, and then I took her home. Just got back.
So, good night. No fails!
Picked her up at 6, by 6:15 I was undressing her at my house. Bedroom stuff went about an hour, took her to the other room and blowjob while I controlled the vibrator lasted maybe 15 minutes? Took her back to the bedroom, got a washcloth, put warm water on it, and cleaned the cum off her face. She asked if she could take the collar and belt off for a bit, so I took those off. We ended up laying around talking for an hour and a half, I took the rest of the stuff off her. About 9 I went back down on her for a few minutes, and then straight fucking for around 45 minutes. It was like 10:02 when I threw the bed wetting sheet and clean up towel in the washing machine. We hung out for another hour, and then I took her home. Just got back.
So, good night. No fails!
Big Phoenix
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j00t
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Preach... I love my wife but there's no way I'll ever have the patience for that... An hour total is pushing it. I gotta get up at 630am and we don't get time together till 10ish at night. Ain't nobody got time for 5 hour sexcapades.
Noodleface
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Onoes
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Technically I said 3-5 hours, and actual sex was 2 and a half hours total (1.5 hour, break, 1 hour), and I would argue that during the hours break there was still a lot of touching, kissing, and light playing. So yeah, definitely not 5 hours, but meh.
As far as that being way too long, I really think it depends a lot on the girl. I've been with girls who 20 minutes is good, and girls who just can't get enough. This one definitely fits the second category.
As far as that being way too long, I really think it depends a lot on the girl. I've been with girls who 20 minutes is good, and girls who just can't get enough. This one definitely fits the second category.
You know you're getting old when you'd prefer to just get the job done then either watch TV, play video games or go to sleep.
Source: I'm getting old
Source: I'm getting old
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Soygen
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