Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Eyashusa_sl said:
I wish I could pump away for an hour straight.
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I used to be able to do that. I'm not sure if my mind or my body changed, probably both, but relieved it's not that long now. I'm tired just thinking about it.



BTW, lindz. I may or may not have referred to your children as 'sex trophies'. I was trying to be complimentary about your stomach, not marginalize your kids, and I'm sorry. My wife set me straight.
 
Soygen

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I believe the politically correct term is Sex Achievements.

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j00t_sl said:
It's not about her getting enough... It's about simply having a limited amount of time. Either I'm getting laid and 6 hours of sleep... Or I'm getting laid with 2 hours of sleep.
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You dont have sex on your days off?
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Have a friend that when we were younger was nicknamed the "two hump chump" because he had premature ejac problems. Recently he told me that's a thing of the past and he now goes for "hours". Asked him what the solution to his problem was, and he said he formulated what he calls his "Rape Kit"-- a mixture of Oxycodone, Viagra, and one other thing that I can't remember. Says it turns him into a sex machine. So for all you old farts that may feel the need to go for hours, and would prefer to hit the 1000 thrust mark instead of 50 or so then rolling over to play Hearthstone on your Ipad, supposedly the above concoction is your ticket.
 
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My wife was "maybe" 20. Once she came, she would pressure for me to just finish fast, not in a "I want you to feel as good as me" way, but in a "I'm ready to be done now" way.

This girl was still grinding on me when I dropped her off at her hour. She's texting me today about how sore she is and how she can't wait for next time, etc. Muuuuch better feeling.

As for sleep.. I typically get 3-5 hours a night of sleep, so I'm not overly bothered. And I waste hours everyday on nothing really. Can I put aside a few hours of surfing the net or playing games for a few hours of sex? Yeah, I totally can.
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Onoes_sl said:
My wife was "maybe" 20. Once she came, she would pressure for me to just finish fast, not in a "I want you to feel as good as me" way, but in a "I'm ready to be done now" way.

This girl was still grinding on me when I dropped her off at her hour. She's texting me today about how sore she is and how she can't wait for next time, etc. Muuuuch better feeling.

As for sleep.. I typically get 3-5 hours a night of sleep, so I'm not overly bothered. And I waste hours everyday on nothing really. Can I put aside a few hours of surfing the net or playing games for a few hours of sex? Yeah, I totally can.
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3-5 hours of sleep a night? How the fuck are you functioning?
 
iannis

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Hours is kinda over rated. I've found 45-60 minutes is about the upper edge where sex starts to turn into sexhurt. Less than 15 minutes is why bother taking my pants off territory. For me at least, and I can only imagine that's got to be worse for a female.

Mileage will vary person to person, obviously. The actual fuckin' part... that's maybe 30 minutes for me.

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
3-5 hours of sleep a night? How the fuck are you functioning?
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You can easily do that, you just have to have crash days.
 
BrutulTM

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I've seen scientific studies that show that the majority of women don't really want to go more than about 10 minutes at which point it becomes more uncomfortable than pleasant. People are doing drugs and trying to go forever because of what they see in porn these days (I suspect that a lot of people are also outrageously lying on the internet) but it's not really that amazing for either person. As long as you both get your nut, what's the point of the marathon?
 
iannis

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Make a romantic mix tape, about 5minutes into it put in a siren bunch of gunfire followed by some seriously belligerent police sounds of knocking down the door. It will startle her and she'll seize up!
 
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