Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Falstaff

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They will be back together next Tuesday when she gets horny and Onoes continues to not give a fuck except to get his dick wet.
 

lindz

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Sounds like she just gets REALLY emotional during her period. The whole 4 week thing fits with that. All of us do get a little moodier that time of the month, but this chick seems to take it to a whole new extreme.

Has she been on her period while you've been banging her Onoes? If not, expect her to be back in 3-5 days.
 

Namon

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I dated a girl like that once... she would just go bat shit crazy and make life miserable for a week. She would literally pick fights just for the sake of picking fights. I can understand being moody and cross, hell I would be too if I had blood and cramps coming out of my southern hemisphere. However, that was just too much to handle for me, and I bailed.

I just got done reading this entire thread, and I want to personally thank you Onoes for the endless entertainment you have provided. I am happy how things turned out for you in the end, and in all seriousness, please don't become a national news story of being found brutally murdered and your body desecrated by that bag of crazy you have been seeing.
 

Khane

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Onoes, if/when she comes back begging and you're feeling weak and considering it just go to Netflix and watch "Dear Zachary: A Letter from a Father to his Son". That will remove any uncertainty about the correct course of action.
 

Onoes

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Noodle loses the bet of us getting back together. I had a rule before I was married, that if someone hangs up on me, I'm done with them. If you can't keep your shit together enough to have a phone conversation, you are not going to be able to effectively communicate when actual shit comes up. I forgot to mention it, but she did call during the texts, after I stopped responding, and I answered and just said "I'm sorry, I'm at work right now, I can't do this right now." and she said "Don't worry, you don't have to do it at all!" and hung up. So, I mean, that, plus all the hateful shit she spewed in texts after, I'm out. If she started texting me apologies right now, I would respond with "Well, I'm glad we aren't parting on bad terms, thank you" or something, but we ARE parting either way.

As for Lindz, I didn't want come off as "ignorant jerk" and make that claim, but yes, Sunday she told me she started her period, so, yup. I've never known a girl to go that insane because of it, but even if that was the sole reason for her behavior, its not something I'm willing to deal with.

Also, still alive!
 

Kirun

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If you can't keep your shit together enough to have a phone conversation, you are not going to be able to effectively communicate when actual shit comes up. I forgot to mention it, but she did call during the texts, after I stopped responding, and I answered and just said "I'm sorry, I'm at work right now, I can't do this right now." and she said "Don't worry, you don't have to do it at all!" and hung up. So, I mean, that, plus all the hateful shit she spewed in texts after, I'm out. If she started texting me apologies right now, I would respond with "Well, I'm glad we aren't parting on bad terms, thank you" or something, but we ARE parting either way.

As for Lindz, I didn't want come off as "ignorant jerk" and make that claim, but yes, Sunday she told me she started her period, so, yup. I've never known a girl to go that insane because of it, but even if that was the sole reason for her behavior, its not something I'm willing to deal with.
If you actually stick to this, 'atta boy!
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Onoes your story is one of deja-vu-- I've been the target of the same crazy misplaced jealousy more times than I can count. Period or not, it makes me lose all respect for the woman in question.

As for it being BPD, who knows. To me, every chick that rages over something entirely irrational matches the diagnostic criteria, so I'm obviously a pretty bad layman shrink or I'm simply attracted to crazies roughly 50% of the time.
 

DickTrickle

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Since my retirement plan consists of tropical beach, tropical drinks and barely legal tropical cuties. I stopped giving a shit if any westernized long or short term sportfuck woman had an orgasm a long time ago. If they tell me exactly what rings their fucking o chimes they get it, if not then too bad so sad.
Sounds like one of those creepy old guys who goes over to somewhere like Thailand and marries some poor 20 year old girl to become your maid/sex slave.
 

Eomer

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Sounds like one of those creepy old guys who goes over to somewhere like Thailand and marries some poor 20 year old girl to become your maid/sex slave.
But if the dude has even more money and can afford to attract himself some 20 year old white North American/European ass, it's all good?
 

Soygen

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No, that's still pretty creepy if you're an old guy.
 

DickTrickle

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But if the dude has even more money and can afford to attract himself some 20 year old white North American/European ass, it's all good?
Why would you think that was the implication? It's just what I said happens more often than your scenario. Either way is still creepy.
 

TrollfaceDeux

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Sounds like one of those creepy old guys who goes over to somewhere like Thailand and marries some poor 20 year old girl to become your maid/sex slave.
Rich white guys get taken out for dinner and Thai wife will slowly bring her family to north america one by one. After all said and done they divorce and take his money for all its worth. Creep? Nope. Fucked up is more like it. Why do you think Thai bride is so popular like Russian brides. Because they are offering themselves for a chance at better life.
 

McCheese

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I don't generally post in this thread since I'm not married, but this last page or so of crazy chicks and BPD has forced my hand. For the love of god, if anyone reading this thread now or in the future is dating a chick who acts like the kind of crazy being described in this last batch of posts (misplaced jealousy, BPD, irrational anger, etc.), RUN THE FUCK AWAY. It doesn't matter how great she is when she's 'normal' or how amazing the sex is, eventually she will destroy you both physically and emotionally.
 

Soygen

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Much like his knowledge of dollar to calorie ratios, McCheese is right in this. The thing is, nobody takes that kind of advice; especially if you're still in the amazing sex phase. It's just something you have to unfortunately learn the hard way. I can't think of a single person who was given the 'run for your life' advice when it was in the relatively early phases of the relationship.