Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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lindz_sl said:
When I got him to open up about fantasies in bed and we stopped having things we didn't talk about there, our sex life became even better. I'm all about openness especially sexually where people can feel really vulnerable or be made to feel completely awesome.
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I have always wondered is the strap on enjoyable at all for the woman?

Seriously tho I have never gotten how anyones relationship survives like 10+ years of being prudes even with each other, or maybe its just that those people are really freaks and just good at hiding it to even close friends.

I also wonder if the whole do I look fat in this is just a caricature some people buy in too deeply on and get mad cause they think they are supposed to get mad, fashion is one of the oldest human industries for a reason, and that reason isn't cause we look good in whatever potato sack we put on.
 
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lindz_sl said:
When I got him to open up about fantasies in bed and we stopped having things we didn't talk about there, our sex life became even better. I'm all about openness especially sexually where people can feel really vulnerable or be made to feel completely awesome.
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I have always wondered is the strap on enjoyable at all for the woman?

Seriously tho I have never gotten how anyones relationship survives like 10+ years of being prudes even with each other, or maybe its just that those people are really freaks and just good at hiding it to even close friends.

I also wonder if the whole do I look fat in this is just a caricature some people buy in too deeply on and get mad cause they think they are supposed to get mad, fashion is one of the oldest human industries for a reason, and that reason isn't cause we look good in whatever potato sack we put on.
 
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Grumpus_sl said:
Small update, I have been dating the girl I mentioned a bit earlier for a year now. Best relationship I have ever been in. Super happy.
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What the fuck are you doing bringing joy in this thread! Penthouse letters or stories of how horrible marriage is you dumbass!!


Serious talk bro, thats awesome. A happy relationship is always a good thing. Just remember diamonds are a scam, go with moissanite. It's Tuco approved.
 
Noodleface

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One year.. still in the honeymoon stage. Have you had the privilege of walking in on a rogue turd she left in the toilet yet?
 
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Deathwing_sl said:
Is that supposed to be better or worse than just being in the bathroom while she shits?
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I'm immune to it now so I have no idea, Grumpus we need to find out about.

I remember at one year I was fucking her 3 times a day, getting tons of gifts, and being able to still go to the gym and do whatever I want.

Now.. not so much..
 
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Interesting conversation, I don't know if anyone has ever faked it with me. As far as I know all the women I've been with in more than a casual fashion have always just told me, and not like in an after the fact kind of way. They literally would say "It's ok, I want you to finish". And then I do, because I'm a goddamn man.
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This has been my experience as well. It's most definitely the case with my current girlfriend, and I imagine the case with any couple that actually communicates. Faking it seems so counter-productive to me. That said, her sex drive is stronger than mine, so there is very rarely the occasion where she isn't in the mood and I'm trying to get some. If anything, I have to fake it. I just pull out and spit a loogie on her back so I can get to sleep already.
 
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My ex was like that. She had a much stronger sex drive than me (and mine's pretty strong). I remember going to meet her parents for the first time, we were at her parent's house, we had only been there for like an hour and she calls me upstairs into a guest room to fuck. Our sex life was pretty awesome but there were a few times I just couldn't finish, however I never pretended. I've never felt awkward letting the woman I'm with know. It seems completely normal to me. Actually, now that I think about it, the very first time her and I slept together I didn't finish and I didn't even lie about it then (however I didn't announce it, she asked if I finished and I told her the truth).
 
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I've had some non-finishers too, particularly when we first started dating. I think it was nerves. It all ended around the 4th time we had sex and I rolled off her and fell into her wall (a thin, make-shift wall) and heard her brother yell "what the fu ck was that!" from the other room. After that I didn't care.
 
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Just FYI, I was joking about me faking it. I have no problem telling her I'll finish next time.
 
Eomer

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Iannis_sl said:
I've never been able to tell when a woman orgasms. I still can't. And yeah, ha ha, I've never made a woman cum. I know it. But honestly I really just can't fucking tell. They're god damn subtle. Nothing shoots out. And if it does -- it's PEE.

So if she has one quietly and then gives me a loud OH GOD YES a couple of minutes later to clue me in... I'm not gonna make an issue out of it.
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Really depends on the woman, I find. Some are more obvious than others. The current special lady friend is definitely one of the "subtle" types. So I keep a score sheet on the night table and interview her afterwards to keep it accurate.

Deathwing_sl said:
I'll admit I haven't been with a LOT of women, but generally, the human body does a lot of stupid, involuntary stuff during an orgasm. They may be able to fake the sounds, but that thriving and jerking, that's pretty hard to fake. It's called an O face for a reason.
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Not all women have involuntary shaking throughout their body with every orgasm. Shit's different from one to another.

Grumpus_sl said:
Small update, I have been dating the girl I mentioned a bit earlier for a year now. Best relationship I have ever been in. Super happy.
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Cool man, glad to hear it. Is this the same one that you were going to marry after only a couple months? Whatever happened with that cock-eyed idea?
 
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Eomer_sl said:
Not all women have involuntary shaking throughout their body with every orgasm. Shit's different from one to another.
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Of course it's different from woman to woman. But they are going to do something involuntary. Make some noise, make a face, make some movement, breathing changes, something. If you've been fucking long enough, you should be able to pick up on those. If she does NONE of that, well, that sounds boring. I mean, it's great she got an orgasm, but women that act like dead fish in the bed are huge buzzkills.
 
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Eomer_sl said:
Cool man, glad to hear it. Is this the same one that you were going to marry after only a couple months? Whatever happened with that cock-eyed idea?
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Still plan on the marriage thing. We talk about it a lot. She wants to move in first now. As I have introduced her to my friends shes getting farther and farther way from her religion.

I also lost my job a couple months back so our plans had a little set back.
 
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Deathwing_sl said:
Of course it's different from woman to woman. But they are going to do something involuntary. Make some noise, make a face, make some movement, breathing changes, something. If you've been fucking long enough, you should be able to pick up on those. If she does NONE of that, well, that sounds boring. I mean, it's great she got an orgasm, but women that act like dead fish in the bed are huge buzzkills.
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Dammit, lost my first response by clicking on the wrong reply button.

In any case, no she's not boring or a dead fish. When she does have an orgasm, her reaction just isn't on "another level" from the sounds and faces she makes when she's enjoying sex but not having one. Generally I'll know if she came, but sometimes I might think she came once when she actually did twice, or vice versa.

Grumpus_sl said:
Still plan on the marriage thing. We talk about it a lot. She wants to move in first now. As I have introduced her to my friends shes getting farther and farther way from her religion.

I also lost my job a couple months back so our plans had a little set back.
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Cool man, glad to hear you didn't dive in to anything that you didn't need to right off the bat. There's no huge rush to get married. Sorry to hear about the job.
 
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Eomer_sl said:
Dammit, lost my first response by clicking on the wrong reply button.

In any case, no she's not boring or a dead fish. When she does have an orgasm, her reaction just isn't on "another level" from the sounds and faces she makes when she's enjoying sex but not having one. Generally I'll know if she came, but sometimes I might think she came once when she actually did twice, or vice versa.



Cool man, glad to hear you didn't dive in to anything that you didn't need to right off the bat. There's no huge rush to get married. Sorry to hear about the job.
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Np, I was jobless for a month. The job I got pays double what I was making and has 8 less hours a week
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Since my retirement plan consists of tropical beach, tropical drinks and barely legal tropical cuties. I stopped giving a shit if any westernized long or short term sportfuck woman had an orgasm a long time ago. If they tell me exactly what rings their fucking o chimes they get it, if not then too bad so sad.
 
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Chesire_sl said:
Since my retirement plan consists of tropical beach, tropical drinks and barely legal tropical cuties. I stopped giving a shit if any westernized long or short term sportfuck woman had an orgasm a long time ago. If they tell me exactly what rings their fucking o chimes they get it, if not then too bad so sad.
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Oh you sound like tons of fun in bed. Jealous of those "sportfucks" of yours.
 
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Chesire_sl said:
Since my retirement plan consists of tropical beach, tropical drinks and barely legal tropical cuties. I stopped giving a shit if any westernized long or short term sportfuck woman had an orgasm a long time ago. If they tell me exactly what rings their fucking o chimes they get it, if not then too bad so sad.
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