Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Noodleface
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My wife looks worse to me in makeup. She's had it professionally done before and I just don't dig it.
Plus side is she doesn't wake up looking like a wrinkled alligator purse
Plus side is she doesn't wake up looking like a wrinkled alligator purse
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My wife doesn't do makeup much, either. She's also hot when she wakes up.
Part of her looks a bit like a wrinkled alligator purse, and I like to stick my dick in there.
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Noodleface
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My wife definitely has just the slit. Until I fuck it. Then it's busted ravioli for awhile.
She doesn't smoke or drink so I attribute her young looks to that
She doesn't smoke or drink so I attribute her young looks to that
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iannis
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I love how guys will,just casually describe their wives junk. Lol.
Mostly it's funny because every woman I've ever met is about as insecure about how her vagina looks as a teenage boy is about his five inches. That tension is just funny to me.
Women will talk mad shi t about a dudes dick.
Mostly it's funny because every woman I've ever met is about as insecure about how her vagina looks as a teenage boy is about his five inches. That tension is just funny to me.
Women will talk mad shi t about a dudes dick.
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The_Black_Log Foler
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ver_21
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Yeah, that could work.
The makeup thing isn't just about superficiality. It's about the time involved.
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Soygen
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My wife wears makeup, albeit quite minimal. No makeup or jewelry is weird. Every single girl I've been with has worn makeup and jewelry. I feel like "don't be a cunt" and "try your best not to be fat" rank far higher on my requirement list.
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Hoss
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Mine normally only wears lipstick. On our wedding day she decided to go with a full fresh coat. Done by her. Don't know why, she told everyone she didn't want makeup and changed her mind at the last minute in the bridal room. If she ever finds this forum she will kill me for saying this, but she looked like a clown. She was even wearing super high heals that were like stilts. I remember the minister saying "isn't she the most beautiful thing you've ever seen" as she walked down the aisle. And I was thinking, jesus christ why did she do that? I need another drink right now.
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Noodleface
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My wife doesn't own makeup for sure. I mean it's not like she's a bombshell, but she's naturally pretty.
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Noodleface
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do you think I can really afford a guitar if my wife is buying makeup?
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