Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Nothing to do with how she was treated prior to this and everything to do with the fact that he is ignoring her. She is trying to get him to respond so she can feel like she's the one cutting off all contact and not the other way around. She's a sad human being who needs validation.

You should ask her if she wants to come over to fuck, what could go wrong?

Maybe Sam Kinnison was right.

Never break up with a woman. When you decide that it's time for it to end, just coke out. Pawn the TV and steal money out of her purse.

Iannis_sl said:

Maybe Sam Kinnison was right.

Never break up with a woman. When you decide that it's time for it to end, just coke out. Pawn the TV and steal money out of her purse.

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Sam Kinnison was right about everything, the man was a raving genius. He's the 1st Testament version of Bill Burr.

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:

Sam Kinnison was right about everything, the man was a raving genius. He's the 1st Testament version of Bill Burr.

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His eating pussy advice/technique was top-notch.

Edit: I was going to post a video of the bit in another thread, but I can't find it on youtube.

I haven't been in this thread in months. I should preface this by saying I'll have been married 10 years in August. But Onoes' new chick sounds like this girl I work with.

This girl is 25 years old, single mom, and has a 4 year old. She ended up dating a guy we work with about 2 years ago (around when I started here). Turns out that he fucked around on her with another girl we work with, who apparently was really good friends with both of them. I didn't start talking to this chick until about October of 2013.

She's absolutely nuts.

• She stopped "dating" the coworker around the time I started talking to her, but she'd fuck him probably once a week.
• Every single day she'd bitch about what an asshole he was. He "didn't care about her" and "treated her like shit."
• She would get upset when the two coworkersparkednext to each other.
• She'd constantly complain that he was fucking women in other cities, and even in town. She was a total hypocrite though, as she even admitted to me to sleeping withfourguys in the same week (raw with all of them, by the way).
• Claims that the entire office is against her due to everyone taking the other girl's side.
• She'd always claim that management hated her. Really, there was a vast amount of paranoia with her.

He was (and probably is) a piece of shit to her. Apparently during the Super Bowl in 2013 (he's a Niners fan) he got incredibly drunk and beat the shit out of her (I think he may have tried to choke her too). She was naked (I'm not sure why) and he basically kicked her out of the house and locked her outside. She ended up going to his neighbors who called the cops. I'm assuming she just didn't press charges, but he was arrested and I guess management found out about it and made him go to counseling of some sort.

About 2 months ago I snapped and told her I couldn't deal with her bitching about him anymore and that topic was now off limits. She got super upset about how insensitive I was. At this point I didn't really want to talk to her ever again, but I could tell how nuts she was and it worried me that she'd either retaliate towards my wife, or try to get me fired somehow. She kind of mellowed out, but after 2 more weeks or so she was back to bitching about him (while still sleeping with him).

At the beginning of May, I told her she was fucking crazy and I couldn't talk to her anymore. She flipped the fuck out. She said some pretty messed up shit which I basically ignored (like, I didn't respond at all). But then she told me she hoped I died, and I was kind of forced to respond. I think she realized she overstepped the crazy a bit when I said death threats were out of line. We didn't talk for a few days, but then she texts me saying "Seriously? That's low, especially for you. Karma is a bitch!" I had no idea what she was talking about, but she claimed I told people in the workplace something I had promised not to (I'm assuming the Super Bowl incident). I hadn't actually said anything about her to anyone. In fact, I hadn't told anyone we even talked because no one really gets along with her and I didn't want that rubbing off on me. She dropped it by the end of the day and I haven't heard anything about it since. I'm starting to think she just made it up because she enjoys the drama.

Either way, it reminded me a bit about this chick Onoes is dealing with. The biggest thing she'd always say about him is how she didn't understand why he didn't love her like she did him. Despite the abuse and cheating, she just couldn't figure it out. And it's been going on foryears. Granted, it's partially his fault for still fucking her. But she also did the same thing with me. She wanted to know how I could throw our friendship away so quickly. She needed an answer, and apparently her wishing me dead wasn't a good one. I'm really hoping she finds a new job soon just so I never have to worry about this psycho again.

The best thing though, for me, is that it's made me appreciate my wife on a whole different level. My wife is one of the most grounded women I've ever known. This situation has made me want to work on making my marriage work as much as possible just because I don't ever want to have to deal with anyone half as crazy as this girl.

Look at how many things crazy women are good for. What kind of world would this be without them?

I'll be honest, I have absolutely no desire to be that good of friends with a woman who bitches that much, unless I'm trying to get in her pants as the ultimate prize. No other set of circumstances would have me even remotely interested in talking that much with, or knowing that much about a random female coworker or acquaintance.

Maybe I'm shallow, but I've never really had any close female friends, unless it's a woman that I'm trying to work towards eventually getting her in the sack/dating her. I've got better things to do than listen to a woman bitch about other men and her crappy life. I would also say that I have better things to do than listen to a man do that too, but men don't generally do that. And if they do, I'm certainly not friends with them to where I'd hear it anyways.

Phazael_sl said:

The obvious question is why are you bothering to talk to that nutty bitch when you aren't even banging her? Never Engage the Crazy. Literally nothing good will ever come of it. Aside from other people getting entertainment at your expense, of course. All it would take is for this crazy chick to get a wild hair up her ass and fuck with your marriage just for whatever bullshit rationalization she comes up with in her messed up head. Seriously, don't even talk to women like this ESPECIALLY when you have a good relationship. Its just asking for trouble.

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Did you not read his post? That crazy broad is saving his marriage!

Talking to her during the workday was just a way to kill time at work. We didn't socialize outside of work at all. I think I learned an important lesson about distancing myself from my coworkers though.

$10 says she's good looking.

Elurin_sl said:

[*]She'd constantly complain that he was fucking women in other cities, and even in town. She was a total hypocrite though, as she even admitted to me to sleeping withfourguys in the same week (raw with all of them, by the way).

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She told you she was banging them raw?

Fess up Elurin, you fucked this bitch.

Did she let you know which body parts she let them cum on?

Maybe she let all 4 cum in a martini glass and she drank it?

Was she into fisting?

The Ancient_sl said:

She told you she was banging them raw?

Fess up Elurin, you fucked this bitch.

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Nah. That's two huge mistakes in one. Cheating on my wife, and with someone at work on top of that? Even if I weren't married, I wouldn't screw around with a coworker.

There was some flirtation, which probably made her comfortable enough to tell me shit like that. But nothing more than that.

It's incredibly bizarre though. The texts were on May 7th, and that was the last time we talked. An hour after I posted that (10:38am, the post was 9:36am) she sends me one saying "So we aren't friends anymore?" Did she somehow find me on Rerolled? What the fuck?