Marriage and the Power of Divorce

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
BrotherWu

BrotherWu

MAGA
<Silver Donator>
3,260
6,502
Have to agree, Onoes. You're a reasonably good-looking dude with a career and good prospects. I say this in a hetero man-on-man way.

This specimen, while freaky, looks to be lower quality than the former Mrs. Onoes and is crazy as fuck. Just based on this one shitty picture. It's a continuum so no offense; she's in the acceptable zone if she scores high in other areas. Unfortunately, as stated, she is batshit crazy. I think we can all agree that you can do better than this but we hope that you will make many stops and post several stories as you journey toward poontang nirvana.
 
chaos

chaos

Buzzfeed Editor
17,324
4,839
Well I don't think Onoes was talking about setting up shop here, he was down for the frequent, casual sex. Dude just got out of a sexless marriage, he wants to bang it out. Are we really going to judge whether or not she's a 10? Who cares? She's well within the acceptable parameters for what this job requires.
 
Soygen

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
<Nazi Janitors>
28,433
44,761
The problem isn't her looks in that regard. It's the amount of crazy in ratio to those looks. She needs to literally be a physical 10 after reading those emails.
 
chaos

chaos

Buzzfeed Editor
17,324
4,839
Soygen_sl said:
The problem isn't her looks in that regard. It's the amount of crazy in ratio to those looks. She needs to literally be a physical 10 after reading those emails.
Click to expand...
If he was planning on continuing the quasi-relationship, sure, but he isn't. Our boy knows what time it is.
 
Onoes

Onoes

Trakanon Raider
1,460
1,225
Adventure Time!

But yeah, it's funny, because a friend in California asked me what she was on a scale of 1 to 10, and I said "Well... I'm guessing she is like a 4-5 where you live, but thats like a 7 or 8 here." I liked her body, her face, her attitude. It was fun while it lasted, but yes, hopefully the next lady in my life is even nicer, ohh and not insane.
 
Khane

Khane

Got something right about marriage
20,343
14,006
I dare any man to look at that picture and not feel like they are staring into the eyes of a devil. Look at the way she is "smiling" and looking at the camera! She looks like a goddamn demon shapeshifter! Seriously, take a gander at the look she is giving the camera. It's a soulless, lifeless "I'm going to kill you if you cross me" faux smile.
 
Tuco

Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
<Gold Donor>
47,435
80,973
Honestly she looks like she's giving a

T2_sticker-trollface.jpg


face.


Onoes don't let these nerds judge you. Physically she's fine. Just don't talk to her anymore or you'll end up in her fridge. Have fun on your vaca.
 
kudos

kudos

<Banned>
2,363
695
Superhiro_sl said:
I dated a girl like that, and it sucked. She'd cum after like 5 minutes and then say she was too sensitive for me to keep going.
Click to expand...
Sounds like a girl I fuck now. It's cool for a while but I never get a good session in because she's done so quick and wants me to hurry up cause "it hurts".
 
Lejina

Lejina

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
<Bronze Donator>
4,675
12,191
If she was as good in the sack as she is crazy, she must have been one hell of a lay.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.