Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Nester said:
The most difficult part of this challenge is asking my wife which friend she wants to invite over to help.
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Actually the most difficult part is when she says it's a dude. Hey...a mouth is a mouth!

EDIT: GD it, Kuriin beat me to it.
 
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My wife never tried anal before me and was scared about it. Now she loves it. She says the orgasms are way more intense(but shorter duration) from anal. I just love buttstuff, whether I cum or not.
 
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Kuriin

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Give her a cocktail or two and tell her to just try it one more time. Rub her clit while eating her ass out deep. Women like that shit, don't they? Lol
 
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Kuriin said:
Give her a cocktail or two and tell her to just try it one more time. Rub her clit while eating her ass out deep. Women like that shit, don't they? Lol
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Yep. I've found that a good way to start sex if she's just laying on her stomach scrolling through instagram. Tug down them panties and get to eatin.
 
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Mario Speedwagon

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Kuriin said:
Rimming is IMHO by far better than a blowjob. Try having a blowjob while getting your ass licked. I made the guy blowing me vomit on my dick and I didn't care if he choked, my dick was gonna stay balls deep in his throat.
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This is why God hates fags.
 
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Soygen

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Mario Speedwagon said:
This is why God hates fags.
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It's actually because God is gay. When Jesus masturbates it's like a father giving his son a handjob, because Jesus and God are the same. The Holy Spirit is in the closet watching.

Self-loathing, etc.
 
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Wonder if El Jefe would jsut lube up those stigmata holes and get to work. Jerk smarter, not harder.
 
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Not to derail the ass eating derail, but given the kids derail (fuck it, all our threads are essentially never ending derails) I saw this a few days ago, am shocked it was not posted in the time since.

people.com

'Sex and the City' Author Says She Regrets Choosing a Career Over Having Children

Socialite-turned-author Candace Bushnell reveals that her divorce made her realize the importance of starting a family
people.com people.com
 
Kuriin

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Nester said:
Did you shitlords just assume my wife’s Friends gender? Wow
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Well, seeing as how most of the people on this forum are straight and would not even think about doing it with another guy...pretty safe to assume your wife's friend was female. Lol.
 
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I don't have a fear of it, it just does nothing for me at all. One of those things you can't explain. And before you ask, I mean either mine or hers.

And if you meant pineapple, I dont have to try that to know how disgusting it is. Filthy. Vile.
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Ya but you don't really know that until you've tried it. Trust me, when her tongue hits your virgin anus you'll feel thousands of sensations rush through your body.
 
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Kuriin said:
Give her a cocktail or two and tell her to just try it one more time. Rub her clit while eating her ass out deep. Women like that shit, don't they? Lol
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This girl loved literally exactly that. I think I'm a little to thick to put it in the backdoor tho
 
Kuriin

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Seriously. Eating ass cures diabetes. Just try it, dude. Quit being such a fucking pussy. I guarantee you you will give her incredible pleasure which then will give you heightened pleasure.
 
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