Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Kuriin said:
Your orgasm becomes much more intense if you have any stimulation to the prostate before and or during sex. You also cum a whole lot more.
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Why do you cum more? Is there science behind that or is it just more pleasure = more cum
 
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chaos said:
Similar to the timeless question of "If you could suck your own dick, would it feel more like getting a blowjob or sucking a dick" I submit that eating your own ass would feel more like eating a (hairy man) asshole than having your ass et. With that in mind, nah.
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That's why you shave your asshole before bro. Shave it, lotion it and perfume it up.

Alex said:
Can confirm. Had a girl stick a finger up my ass while giving me head once and the volume of semen could not be contained in her mouth. It went everywhere. Rock hard weekend level shit.
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No way. How can I convince my girl to do this without it being weird? I mean she's already eating my hairy ass so maybe it wouldn't be weird?
 
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She has herpes, just keep seeing her and she'll probably do whatever you want as a thank you for not running from her disgusting mouth sores
 
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Khane said:
She has herpes, just keep seeing her and she'll probably do whatever you want as a thank you for not running from her disgusting mouth sores
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They're canker sores bro. Was a false alarm
 
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If she wanted me to do it I would, I am that kind of guy. There are limits.. like eating literal shit, but that's normal.

If she wanted to penetrate me I'd draw the line. I don't want that. But I am a straight male
 
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Sounds like you're pretty hung up on this. Maybe you should just try it out.
 
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I can't tell if this is bad form trolling or if Noodle really thinks penetrating a pooper makes you legit gay.
 
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Noodle is a missionary style only kinda guy. Makes sure his wife is comfy with a pillow under her head and that he's not hurting her. He leaves the blinds open so his neighbors can see how pathetic he is. That's how he gets his rocks off. We all have our kinks.
 
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Noodleface said:
If she wanted me to do it I would, I am that kind of guy. There are limits.. like eating literal shit, but that's normal.

If she wanted to penetrate me I'd draw the line. I don't want that. But I am a straight male
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Noodle, you are sounding really, really dumb. Seriously. You need to expand your sexual limits because they are pretty limited, lmao.
 
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This forum has fallen pretty far if people are browbeating someone over his lack of interest in assplay.
 
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Gavinmad said:
This forum has fallen pretty far if people are browbeating someone over his lack of interest in assplay.
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I feel like only the gay guy is "browbeating" him about his own ass. It's his wife's ass the rest of us are interested in penetrating....with Noodle's dick, of course.
 
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Noodleface said:
If she wanted me to do it I would, I am that kind of guy. There are limits.. like eating literal shit, but that's normal.

If she wanted to penetrate me I'd draw the line. I don't want that. But I am a straight male
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Have you considered asking her if it's something she would like to try? Maybe try to not be so selfish and consider that maybe she'd shy about what she wants.
 
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Foler said:
That's why you shave your asshole before bro. Shave it, lotion it and perfume it up.



No way. How can I convince my girl to do this without it being weird? I mean she's already eating my hairy ass so maybe it wouldn't be weird?
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If she presses hard with two fingers right below your ballsack it accomplishes the same thing, minus the gay weirdness and poop fingers.
 
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