Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Foler

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Hoss said:
Unless you're doing it wrong.

Hey noodle, maybe we can help you out. Foler can come over to your place and let your wife eat his ass.
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Noodleface Noodleface I'd be down with this. Usually like to whack it while she does it then jizz on her face if that's cool with you.
 
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Slow down foler. You may get to try a kuriin if you play your cards right.
 
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My wife and I do butt stuff every once in a while. Mostly it just hurts for her, so I don't find it exciting. Sometimes we both get in the right mood to do it. Periodically we both stick a butt plug in before sex, and that's kind of fun. Especially the vibrating ones.
 
Szeth

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I don't think my asshole could stand up to ass play. It's fragile as it is. I'd lick my girlfriends ass, but she has no interest, and I don't push it.
 
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My wife had no interest either. Some of my fondest memories of our relationship is seeing how we've influenced each other, sexually and otherwise. Some of my favorite fetishes are things I don't think I would like without her.

Now, she gets mildly irritated if I don't eat her ass often enough. But also won't ask for it. :rolleyes:
 
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Foler

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Noodleface said:
Sure man, come by. Don't mind the guns
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Don't mind at all! PM me and we'll set up a date.

lurkingdirk said:
My wife and I do butt stuff every once in a while. Mostly it just hurts for her, so I don't find it exciting. Sometimes we both get in the right mood to do it. Periodically we both stick a butt plug in before sex, and that's kind of fun. Especially the vibrating ones.
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WOAH hold up. You're telling me you put something INSIDE your butt????????
 
Foler

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Question for my fellow asslicker brethren. If you could lick your own ass would you? Like if you could lick it while rubbing one off at the same time.
 
Kuriin

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Foler said:
Don't mind at all! PM me and we'll set up a date.


WOAH hold up. You're telling me you put something INSIDE your butt????????
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Your orgasm becomes much more intense if you have any stimulation to the prostate before and or during sex. You also cum a whole lot more.
 
chaos

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Foler said:
Question for my fellow asslicker brethren. If you could lick your own ass would you? Like if you could lick it while rubbing one off at the same time.
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Similar to the timeless question of "If you could suck your own dick, would it feel more like getting a blowjob or sucking a dick" I submit that eating your own ass would feel more like eating a (hairy man) asshole than having your ass et. With that in mind, nah.
 
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Alex

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Kuriin said:
Your orgasm becomes much more intense if you have any stimulation to the prostate before and or during sex. You also cum a whole lot more.
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Can confirm. Had a girl stick a finger up my ass while giving me head once and the volume of semen could not be contained in her mouth. It went everywhere. Rock hard weekend level shit.
 
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