Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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The_Black_Log Foler

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If she presses hard with two fingers right below your ballsack it accomplishes the same thing, minus the gay weirdness and poop fingers.
I've done this before while whackin it in the toolshed. Def works. I'd be open to trying a finger tho.
 

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Sticking a finger in your own ass is about as gay as stroking your own cock. It's ok if it's yours. That said, nobody is forcing anyone to fist themselves.
 
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Soygen

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Noodleface Noodleface I'll stop by after Foler and we'll work this out.

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The_Black_Log Foler

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Sticking a finger in your own ass is about as gay as stroking your own cock. It's ok if it's yours. That said, nobody is forcing anyone to fist themselves.
I don't think I could stick my finger in my own ass. Prefer a woman do it while going down on me namean.
 

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Wiping your butt makes you gay: sexual adventures and anecdotes from a hardcore guild leader.
 
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I hope you guys think of me when you put things in your ass. May my forum persona haunt your totally not gay adventures
 
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chaos

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On it. Also casting for a role reversal porno where your tiny wife stands on a ladder and pegs you in front of a window. No homo.
 
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Mario Speedwagon

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Has anyone here ever tried putting their penis in a woman's vagina? I know it sounds weird to have literally nothing inside your asshole but I think you guys should try it some time.
 
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The_Black_Log Foler

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Has anyone here ever tried putting their penis in a woman's vagina? I know it sounds weird to have literally nothing inside your asshole but I think you guys should try it some time.
No reason why you can't have both. Something in your asshole while your penis is in a woman's vagina.
 

chaos

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Has anyone here ever tried putting their penis in a woman's vagina? I know it sounds weird to have literally nothing inside your asshole but I think you guys should try it some time.
Sounds like some gay shit bro, I dont fuck around with that gay shit
 
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