Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Nester

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iannis

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That reminds me of a Helena Bonham Carter movie that I saw.

I don't remember the name of it. I don't know if I ever knew the name of it. She played a paraplegic with some chronic debilitating illness (I forget which), and it was about her relationships with her family and her nurse, and the general degeneration of her life. There was a scene where he arranged a male prostitute for her because she didn't want to die a virgin. And it was every sort of fucked up that you'd expect it to be.

It was actually a really fucking good movie.
 

Grumpus

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That reminds me of a Helena Bonham Carter movie that I saw.

I don't remember the name of it. I don't know if I ever knew the name of it. She played a paraplegic with some chronic debilitating illness (I forget which), and it was about her relationships with her family and her nurse, and the general degeneration of her life. There was a scene where he arranged a male prostitute for her because she didn't want to die a virgin. And it was every sort of fucked up that you'd expect it to be.

It was actually a really fucking good movie.
Twilight?
 

Black_Death

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After Onoes is done on his business trip, there will be some new blood in this thread after the inevitable divorces that he will cause.
 

Tuco

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Jesus Christ dudes. This conversation has happened 25 times before. Every single god damn time someone tells a story about banging some person in a relationship (which is pretty damn often, because omg people do what is good for them not others), the fucking Mr. Rogers brigade comes out all high and mighty and has to write a manifesto on morality. No one cares. Really. Let the man tell his stories. Your position on this complete stranger's actions are noted. The other day I saw some homeless guy hit another homeless guy. PM me and I'll send you his last known location so you can fly here and lecture him on why we don't hit. Maybe you can put him in timeout.
This is a thread about marriage. We're talking about marriage.
 

Khane

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Nah dude, if she Amanda Knoxed his ass there would be at least one other woman involved and she would have ended up dead and he'd be on the hook for the murder.

As for the people who got all pissy about the conversation I essentially started, grow up. That was one of the more civil, adult conversations we've had here and it was a worthwhile debate. I like to get to know my bros. I lay it on thick but I'm a pretty understanding kinda dude. I like to gain knowledge on the inner workings of the minds of others, one of my favorite games is devil's advocate.
 

Jx3

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Meh, I'm the same boat as many others. I blame the one in the relationship for cheating, not the single person. I myself have never been cheated and to my knowledge have never been with someone who was cheating. Being mad at Onoes doesnt make sense to me, I mean shit if someone was fucking my woman I would be mad at her not at the guy. I trust her to be able to go out in public without jumping on the first dick she sees.
 

Khane

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I don't think anyone is actually mad at Onoes. We are finger wagging and telling him he's kind of a scumbag for doing what he's doing with a married woman. And I think you're crazy if you don't think being a willing party to such behavior isn't scummy.
 

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Out of curiosity, what made you guys decide that your wife was the one that you would settle down with, would really be interested in your answers.