Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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j00t

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A friend of mine decided to become celibate until marriage specifically because of the stupid decisions he was making just to get laid. Might not be a bad idea for you, ohnoes
 

Noodleface

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Yeah, your first post made her sound awesome - now she sounds just as crazy or even crazier than the first chick.

Fuck man.
 

Adebisi

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A friend of mine decided to become celibate until marriage specifically because of the stupid decisions he was making just to get laid. Might not be a bad idea for you, ohnoes
That's how you end up marrying a girl with a weird vagina.
 

Big Phoenix

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So yeah, in summary, I basically feel like I had some sex with someone who was clearly conflicted about the whole thing. In the end, I feel like shit about it, and it didn't seem like she felt much better. Uhg. Yeah, I'm not going to do that again. I just read my entire post and even I'm not happy with me right now, so no need to be too hard on me. I get it.

I should probably try to refrain from enjoying my newfound sexual freedom until I can find a girl who is not going through some huge breakdown or crisis. Again, UHG.
Yeah knowingly banging taken women is a pretty shitty thing to do but on the otherhand its not like you forced it or where the first. Just keep the feeling in mind for next time.
 

Tuco

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I must have looked like I was staring at a crossword puzzle in chinese or something. I had to be sitting there with the most confused look on my face possible. She finally stopped talking and went "What?" at my reaction. I said "Um.. I don't mean to be rude or anything... but, isn't that exactly what you are doing here, right now, with me? I mean, I haven't asked about it, but, aren't you having an affair with me, right now?"

Yeah, that was not the right thing to say. I was just kind of dumbfounded.
That was 100% the right thing to say. Great story A++ would read agian.
 

Oldbased

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Jesus Onoes. 50 shades of What the fuck.
I should add you in my opinion outside of the she is married to begin with part, did nothing wrong. Especially asking why are you doing this.
I mean come on even you people happily married 20+ years know that EVERY single woman on this planet is crazy, at least in a males eyes.
They are just wired that way.
 

Gravel

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What a nut job. I don't see how men can put up with manipulation and crazy like that. If I were in your situation I would have bounced as soon as she started crying when you called her out (assuming I didn't when she mentioned she was married the first day).
 

Namon

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Holy shit balls Batman, do you have some sort of crazy magnet or what?
Wow, what he said x10. And not just for sexual relationships either... you even got it when just trying to buy a car. But yet it could be raining dicks and you'd still just get soaked with pussies, so at least you do have that going for you.
 

Dabamf_sl

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Nothing like some good old operant conditioning.

Him: Stay the night when you don't want to = awesome blowjob. Reinforces making long-term bad decisions
Her: Give awesome blowjob = he stays the night. Reinforce using sex to cure loneliness

We're manufacturing some healthy behaviors here.

Don't change onoes
 

j00t

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Jesus Onoes. 50 shades of What the fuck.
I should add you in my opinion outside of the she is married to begin with part, did nothing wrong. Especially asking why are you doing this.
I mean come on even you people happily married 20+ years know that EVERY single woman on this planet is crazy, at least in a males eyes.
They are just wired that way.
People are complicated. Everyday we do things things that we condemn other people for doing. Its not hypocrisy, its cognitive dissonance. You confront someone on it and they aren't going to react well. She's not crazy for that. And also, ohnoes wasn't the one who took vows (in this situation) she did. But that doesn't make him ethically innocent
 

Frenzied Wombat

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This one just seems standard Normal Woman Crazy to me. You presenting a logical observation concerning her hypocrisy and getting an emotional response is a Timeless Classic. That being said, I've just never been able to do the whole "cuckold another man" thing. It's just fucking bad karma in my book, and any chick that wants to bang despite her being married gets zero respect from me, and the older I get the less capable I am of convincing my dick to work despite any negative opinions I may have of the chick in question. Plenty of pussy out there where I won't risk being the enabler for a broken home.
 

Joeboo

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#1 sign of the craziest type of crazy in a woman - she talks bad about other women for doing something that is exactly the same as what she does. It's a great indicator that the woman has zero ability to use logic and reason in any personal relationship or interaction. Everything is running on 100% pure emotion, and she can't look at anything subjectively when it comes to her personal life. Some women still function well professionally as they can separate their feelings out for work-related situations, but that's a pure sign of lunacy in their personal life.
 

Oldbased

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This one just seems standard Normal Woman Crazy to me. You presenting a logical observation concerning her hypocrisy and getting an emotional response is a Timeless Classic. That being said, I've just never been able to do the whole "cuckold another man" thing. It's just fucking bad karma in my book, and any chick that wants to bang despite her being married gets zero respect from me, and the older I get the less capable I am of convincing my dick to work despite any negative opinions I may have of the chick in question. Plenty of pussy out there where I won't risk being the enabler for a broken home.
The sad part is and we don't know but her husband may be giving everything he has into this marriage 110% and she probably tells him she isn't in the mood or some shit, then goes and fucks total strangers.
I have had that happen to me and it was a shit sandwich. I never blamed the guy she banged though.
 

Khane

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That's pretty terrible, but if nobody else was willing to fuck her because she was married then she probably would have been more inclined to be honest with you and ending the relationship like an adult rather than dragging you along and making a fool out of you.