Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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"yo u got that deodorant?"

I would get tested. Even if you wore a condom, she gave you the slurpy extreme a few times.
 

Onoes

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So people keep asking for pics, and I'm going "Well, I don't have one.. maybe I could find some kind of close looking girl to give as reference? Typed in "normal blond lady" into google and second row down found a girl who could be her doppelganger.

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Again, this is not an actual picture of her, it's google fu, but you put 5 years, 10 pounds, and a few freckles on this girl, maybe darken her hair just a little bit, and you have the girl I was hanging out with. I'm not joking, it's kind of uncanny how close this girl is.

Sorry, thats the best I can do!
 

Crone

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Either Google-Fu is making a huge difference, or everyone be crazy, because that picture is crazy hotter than your other crazy chick. wtf. NICE JOB ONOES! would bang!
 

BrotherWu

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Concur. Much hotter than crazy, even with 5 years and 10 pounds. Haven't you Facebook stalked her yet?
 

Dabamf_sl

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For the record, I completely agree that turning down married chicks is better for your own feeling of goodness or self worth or whatever. I'm totally on board with anyone arguing that, though I may not fully agree on degree or extent and feel that context is a big moderator. I'm just saying that he's not actually preventing harm by turning down the girl in this circumstance. So saying "you shouldn't do that, its not worth it" is a fine argument. I just take issue with people calling him a piece of shit, because the only one he's possibly harming is himself. She's cheating regardless. He has no agency there.

It's again another story for someone actively pursuing a taken woman/man.
 

Tuco

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For the record, I completely agree that turning down married chicks is better for your own feeling of goodness or self worth or whatever. I'm totally on board with anyone arguing that, though I may not fully agree on degree or extent and feel that context is a big moderator. I'm just saying that he's not actually preventing harm by turning down the girl in this circumstance. So saying "you shouldn't do that, its not worth it" is a fine argument. I just take issue with people calling him a piece of shit, because the only one he's possibly harming is himself. She's cheating regardless. He has no agency there.

It's again another story for someone actively pursuing a taken woman/man.
Who is calling him a piece of shit?
 

Onoes

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Well, crazy chick had a nice face too, I guess I'm going more towards body shape. Conference girl did probably have the nicer face, and skin, but was just thicker all around. Not bad, I just kind of like really really petite girls. I'm sure the fact that crazy girl was always smiling and kissing me and just bright eyed, while conference girl was blank faced or disapproving most of the time affected my judgement as well.

Attitude and enthusiasm go a long way towards my impression of you.

All in all, they were both probably very close in attractiveness.
 

Gavinmad

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I would have yelled 'I FUCKED YOUR WIFE LAST NIGHT' when she interrupted sex to answer the phone.

*edit*

And then not felt guilty when I saw in the news about how her husband killed her in a murder/suicide.
 

Nester

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For the record I never called him a piece of shit. I said "Don't be a piece of shit"
Dont be a piece a shit by doing the thing you have already done?

I think you where being a bit heavy for a bro on the forums who is providing A+ reads. Certaintly he is not a saint here, but as many of said, he made no vow or pleaged allegance to anyone.
 

Khane

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Everyone makes mistakes and does things that are out of character or make them feel guilty and remorseful. Doing this kind of thing once and regretting it doesn't make him a piece of shit. Habitually sleeping with married women does. I was saying, "Bro that ain't cool man, you are getting way too many high 5's here for the stupid shit you are doing. You're going to get yourself into trouble or turn into a gigantic shithead just for the internet seal of approval total strangers are giving you. Don't let that happen"

I only have one gear when I browbeat someone. I just lay it on thick. This thread is turning into a frat house and I am the disapproving dean!
 

Phazael

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Women say all sorts of shit to everyone, including themselves, to justify all manner of cunitsh behavior. This thread is full of testimonials to that fact. If a woman is complaining to you about the fidelity of her husband, while she is filled to the eyeballs with your jizz and talking to him on the phone like nothing is going on, odds are her credibility is not entirely above reproach. Someone Onoes age should know better, but he skipped most of early male adulthood by tying the knot with his his present ex, as I recall. He is basically living his young adult stick my dick into anything years now, plus he is a major weirdness magnet.

I don't think he is a piece of shit for what he did, but as long as he has this pattern of letting his dick rule his life and override better judgment it is hard to have respect for him. At least as it pertains to this. As long as his kids remain ignorant of this wild rutting period, the dude is a stand up dad. But really, this kind of shit never leads to anything good. IF she really goes coo coo for cocopuffs, she could likely track him through the conference (if he didn't give her contact information already) and it doesn't take a lot of imagination to figure out how that could blow up, especially if the other dude notices his wife walking bow legged when she comes through the front door....
 

Phazael

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Edit- Am and have been with Khaine on this point the whole way. Plus, the only way someone in Onoes mindset is going to learn is either total browbeating or a complete disaster happening. It would be a lot better for him that he learn this shit from a friend than having McSlutty the crazy accountant show up on his doorstep three months preggers with his next love child.
 

Khane

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Phazael is right and we are having fun and appreciating the reading material Onoes is providing (it's a staple of this forum as it stands)....but Onoes is entirely too easy to encourage into bad behavior and as Phazael said, he's got responsibilities greater than himself. Acting like a teenager is fun and vindicating but enforcing behavior like this just so you can get some reading enjoyment and a laugh is selfish and mean-spirited.