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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Big Phoenix
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Bruh this is a woman who told her "fiance" you ate her out to make him jealous.
Ray Charles could see this.
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I was referring to money changing hands. I stated explicitly that I am not paying for any of her "services"
Besides, you're clearly misunderstanding what I wrote.
She invited me to her city for weekend to make the BF mad.
I went down on her during our holiday after we invited three random Spanish girls back to our suite for an afterparty, that turned into an orgy. She said she would tell her BF about the afterparty, but not to mention the oral sex on her over FB messenger or whatsapp. Turns out she ended up telling him, when I asked why she said she didn't remember and it was "probably during an argument"
Adebisi
Clump of Cells
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I even have the honor of creating the OG thread!
Vasectomy Inc
Consultation next month with 'the best' vasectomy doctor in town. So what do I have in store after this procedure? Will I still be able to rocket loads into my beard and or pipe?
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BrutulTM
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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Yeah I would have gotten the fuck out of there when I saw the husband. What if today is the day he finally cracks and goes on a stabbing spree?
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Izo
Tranny Chaser
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I even have the honor of creating the OG thread!
Vasectomy Inc
Consultation next month with 'the best' vasectomy doctor in town. So what do I have in store after this procedure? Will I still be able to rocket loads into my beard and or pipe?www.firesofheaven.org
Or plowing thicc?
Whatever happened to plowing the neighborhood women, how’d that go?
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Adebisi
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I can't get into that one. I like where I liveView attachment 358159
Or plowing thicc?
Whatever happened to plowing the neighborhood women, how’d that go?
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Big Phoenix
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I even have the honor of creating the OG thread!
Vasectomy Inc
Consultation next month with 'the best' vasectomy doctor in town. So what do I have in store after this procedure? Will I still be able to rocket loads into my beard and or pipe?
First off, i need pics. I'm curious what you mean by thicc. Second, do you tell girls up front that you're snipped? They might not want to mess with you if they know they can't trap you with a baby.
Cutlery
Kill All the White People
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I've found quite the contrary. I'm very up front with the fact that I'm done having kids and it's been nothing but positive. Usually a "sweet, let's get tested and skip condoms"
No argument from me. Condoms suck.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Yeah well, you're not fucking trailer park trash who might be looking to trap someone into 18 years of child support. Are you?
Cutlery
Kill All the White People
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Maybe. Who's asking?
But honestly, I wouldn't be banging those sluts either, so it's rather moot.
Now that I think about it though...last year I did find out that the previous 2 women I dated had babies in 2020, so maybe that was their plan. They both knew I was snipped, however, and that's not why we broke it off.
Adebisi
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Don't Ask Don't Tell
This is different from my political stance approach.
She asks, I lie
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I uninstalled Tinder, will only re-install when I'm in Eastern Europe. I would say that a good 10% of the "women" it shows me are some combination of trans, queer, polyamorous, pansexual, weeb trash
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are you suggesting that the app can somehow see or track my activity in other apps, and that the activity just happens to include searches for trans stuff? As if that kind of inter-app tracking would ever be legal, clown.
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