Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Kithani

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Don't be, things work out. Life is just like Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. You remember being terrified as a child but eventually grow to remember it fondly. Even though you have no control, you learn to be comforted by the awkward swinging back and forth and you find out you're on a track after all and you figure out where you're going.

Of course then one day a retarded corporation ends it for you to chase a shitty new branding opportunity in a vain attempt to court a new audience to make money, but hey, that's life.
Didn't they turn it into the Winnie the Pooh ride though? That ride kicks ass for sure