Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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My wife has a friend that pity fucked her husband for nearly 20 years. Once the youngest was off to college filed for divorce. Sadly, my wife and I knew they were doomed to fail from college, it was an open secret she was just sticking around for the kids. Now she is apparently dating and getting dicked down by guys 10-15 years younger, which I am not surprised by as she has always been one of my wife's hottest friends.
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Speaking of Lindz...



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Lambourne

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There she was being afraid of not being desired and there's a bunch of guys lining up already. Because she's on this forum and actually might want to hear about your level 42 orc warlock.
 
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There she was being afraid of not being desired and there's a bunch of guys lining up already. Because she's on this forum and actually might want to hear about your level 42 orc warlock.
Birds of a feather make more birds together.
 
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Yeah, I don't really think that's how it works. My marriage almost fell apart because of my own doing like 20 years ago, and we were basically just roommates at that point. Still fucked.

And it was over on everything but paper for like 6 months before it was actually over. Still fucked. And at no point in either of those situations did I think "oh, she's still fucking me, I'm good." No. It was just convenient for us both. At no point was I confused about the status of the convenience fucking. Men just take it when they can get it.

And if she bent over the table after he had his car packed up with all his shit and asked him "one last go round?", he would take that too.

(Disclaimer - I am not suggesting you do such things, Koushirou Koushirou , mostly because he's apparently bad at it. I'm just saying he probably wouldn't turn you down).
Can confirm.

My crazy ex before my current wife and I banged all the time, even when I knew it was doomed for failure. Why? Because we were good at it, it felt good, and was fun. But deep down I knew it was leading nowhere. I just figured I'd get it in while I could, because goddamn was that woman a whore...sigh...
 
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Alright, got through it. He took it I think better than I did. Going get his stuff moved into the guest room, I’ve got my new bank accounts setup, going to get my attorney lined up. We’ve still got our honeymoon fund sitting around, so going to split it and he’s going to start looking for somewhere to live in addition to the job hunt. Set more boundaries around the house in the meantime. Feels like a massive weight off now that it’s out there and the process is starting. I know there’s still a lot to get through and there’ll be some shitty and awkward times ahead, but I feel some relief, at least. Thanks again to everyone here for the advice and support, it’s helped immensely.
So those new boundaries. What side of the boundary does sex fall on?

For science.
 
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Allowed to ask for it; don’t mind doing it if we’re both in the mood. For stress relief and all that.
That's pretty wild considering lack of sex was one of the original complaints. Now that it's about to be taken away he's suddenly interested?
 
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That's pretty wild considering lack of sex was one of the original complaints. Now that it's about to be taken away he's suddenly interested?
Its not wild, its an expected response. Cant draw anything from it other than FOMO. The best thing he could have done was fuck her brains out so that hes memorable in that respect. But it doesnt sound like he even tried more than to get his own nut.
 

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Doubt I’ll be in the mood for a while anyway.
Only memorable thing about it was he was so rough out of nowhere this last go, he literally tore my shit up and now it hurts to sit.

But yeah, sex was always pretty much just letting him go for a ride and I’d just handle my own stuff later. Him trying to do anything else was usually just uncomfortable.
 
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Its not wild, its an expected response. Cant draw anything from it other than FOMO. The best thing he could have done was fuck her brains out so that hes memorable in that respect. But it doesnt sound like he even tried more than to get his own nut.
I more meant it was wild for her. Particularly since she said the sex the night before was garbage.
 

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Doubt I’ll be in the mood for a while anyway.
Only memorable thing about it was he was so rough out of nowhere this last go, he literally tore my shit up and now it hurts to sit.

But yeah, sex was always pretty much just letting him go for a ride and I’d just handle my own stuff later. Him trying to do anything else was usually just uncomfortable.
wait? You did anal? Or he pounded your muff that hard?

Must have been a bit of a hate fuck.
 
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wait? You did anal? Or he pounded your muff that hard?

Must have been a bit of a hate fuck.

What she's saying is she wasn't in the mood and he didn't care and went in dry.

And what you're saying is you're bad at sex too.
 
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Koushirou

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wait? You did anal? Or he pounded your muff that hard?

Must have been a bit of a hate fuck. I hate fucked a girl once and she said she thinks she came about a hundred times. I finally only stopped when my back gave out.
The latter. Haven't tried anal in a long time, since he almost never did enough prep for that.
 
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