Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Frenzied Wombat

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Xarpolis_sl said:

And if you don't do anal, it's actually 100% impossible to get HIV from even the dirtiest of women.

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You're being sarcastic, right?

 

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:

You're being sarcastic, right?

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While not 100% impossible it is quite hard to get AIDS via vaginal intercourse. Still not a risk I'd take but it is low none the less.

 

Famm

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Yeah I read that current research indicates that its far far far more likely to pass AIDS to the woman in vaginal sex. I guess it makes sense being that anal and vaginal walls are a permeable blood barrier sort of surface right? Whereas if you don't have open sores on your penis its less of a back and forth to the bloodstream membrane, its more just skin. Not sure how accurate all that is or anything.

 

Xarpolis

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If she's on her menstrual cycle and blood is involved, there is a very very very veryslightchance of it going female to male. But it's like 1:2,500 encounters.

 

Crone

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Caught up on the last 20 pages of this thread. Shit, now what am I supposed to do at work?

 

Noodleface

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Man I wouldn't even be worried about HIV, how prevalent is itin the USA? I'd be more worried about other stis

 

Julian The Apostate

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I broke up with her tonight. If I don't post tomorrow suspect foul play. She wouldn't leave my house until now. She is certifiably insane.

 

Gravy

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Re-introducing the condom didn't work out well, did it?

 

Julian The Apostate

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I swear to fucking Christ, she just finally left to walk to her car. I turn out the lights in my house so she can't see inside. I go to the window in my pitch black house to make sure she's actually leaving and she's standing I between some bushes about 2 ft away from the window looking in. I seriously might stay at a motel tonight.

 

Gravy

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Christ man, that's some creepy ass shit. I'd be afraid to leave the house, she might burn the fucker down.

 

TheBeagle

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Just getting caught up with the latest misadventures and it's probably a moot point now, but a quick question for Julian - did the crazy nurse with super fundy Christian parents know that you were a committed atheist? Cause if not, that was another powder keg waiting to explode.

 

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Silence_sl

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Julian the Apostate_sl said:

I swear to fucking Christ, she just finally left to walk to her car. I turn out the lights in my house so she can't see inside. I go to the window in my pitch black house to make sure she's actually leaving and she's standing I between some bushes about 2 ft away from the window looking in. I seriously might stay at a motel tonight.

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Are your ears pierced?

 

Tuco

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I just now realized the hilarity of a guy with a Hitchens avatar getting mixed up with a fundie.

I think your girl standing in bushes peering into your house beats Onoes by far. Let's be real here, you're not sleeping anytime soon, let's hear the details.

 

Koushirou

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You should turn a stream on for us so we know when to call the cops.

 

BoldW

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My anticipation of hearing what you have to say is like my anticipation for the next season/episode of Arrow or GoT.

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But seriously, arm yourself and stay safe.

 

Julian The Apostate

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Yeah, i told her i was an atheist. Ears are not pierced, whatever that means. I will defiantly not be getting to sleep anytime soon. Im freaked the fuck out.

 

Tuco

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I look forward to reading this thread tomorrow during my morning dump.

 

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Silence_sl

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Julian the Apostate_sl said:

Ears are not pierced, whatever that means.

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Pierced ears just makes it easier for her to turn your testicles into earrings.

 

Julian The Apostate

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Man, she must have mentioned 30 times how she wishes she was dead or would get killed. How can anyone be this crazy. Shit is unreal. i basically broke up with her around 7:30. She didn't leave for another four hours.

 

TheBeagle

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BoldW_sl said:

My anticipation of hearing what you have to say is like my anticipation for the next season/episode of Arrow or GoT.

/popcorn.gif

But seriously, arm yourself and stay safe.

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Ya no shit. I only get to check this thread one more time in the morning and I'm off in the wilderness for a couple days with no ability to check back in.

If she knew you were an atheist I bet she just tucked that away in the back of her mind to be used against you at a later date. Thank your lucky stars that this thing blew up before you got too deep into it. I just went through a bad break up myself with crazy town and I'm feeling a lot better about things now, especially when I see another internet bro going through the same thing.