Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Julian the Apostate_sl said:
If I wasn't getting enough shit already. Pull out method. I don't pre cum at all so it's not as bad as you'd think. I fucked an old girlfriend for 5 years without protection and never knocked her up.

I've haven't used condoms in like 10+ years outside of a time or two so I couldn't even stay hard with one on the first time I banged this girl.

I know it's fucking stupid.
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Bro, I was coming to slightly defend you and say well this is one isolated thing and the chick made a mistake and we don't really get a good picture of your relationship, just the highlights (all of which are either 'cray shit she did' or 'cray shit she did to my penis') so unless this is a pattern it isn't a big deal... and plus, you know, that kind of fucking can buy a lot of forgiveness

then this post here happened...

Dude, get it together. If you get this girl pregnant that could be the rest of your life, whether you want to or not, tied to this woman. Don't fuck around. I went from living vicariously through your exploits to being disappoint.
 
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It takes two to have a dysfunctional relationship. I feel one of the biggest myths is "bitches be crazy" when it comes to relationships. No there are men who allow bitches to be crazy and constantly go back for the pussy. To me that is a cut and dry case of "dudes be crazy." If you want to hit and quit that is fine. I get it. But you can't complain about a girl being psycho nuts but you still constantly go back to the well to get your nut off.
 
Khane

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Not wearing a condom adds to the excitement. Don't listen to these guys Julian, sex is never the same with a jimmy hat. Roll the dice, live on the edge. High stakes sexual encounters!
 
Julian The Apostate

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Dually noted bros. Thanks for talking sense to me. I'll make sure to wrap that shit up. Honestly the first time banging her with a rubber was a huge disappointment on my end, aside from the oral, with not being able to stay hard etc and I didn't want her to think my dick was broke or some shit and I started to think I watched way too much porn during my divorce on something. Was probably a combination of some cocktails, condom, and first time nervousness. Now that I've laid some decent pipe I have no problem trying a condom again.

Edit: actually cocktails weren't involved the first time so scratch that part.
 
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Julian the Apostate_sl said:
If I wasn't getting enough shit already. Pull out method. I don't pre cum at all so it's not as bad as you'd think. I fucked an old girlfriend for 5 years without protection and never knocked her up.

I've haven't used condoms in like 10+ years outside of a time or two so I couldn't even stay hard with one on the first time I banged this girl.

I know it's fucking stupid.
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Frenzied Wombat

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Tenks_sl said:
It takes two to have a dysfunctional relationship. I feel one of the biggest myths is "bitches be crazy" when it comes to relationships. No there are men who allow bitches to be crazy and constantly go back for the pussy. To me that is a cut and dry case of "dudes be crazy." If you want to hit and quit that is fine. I get it. But you can't complain about a girl being psycho nuts but you still constantly go back to the well to get your nut off.
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FYI she's still crazy even if you aren't in a relationship with her, you just aren't exposed to it anymore. Dealing with The Crazy is a matter of opportunity cost to me. IF I'm dealing with it because the sex/pussy is that good, it's because I've decided that at least for now the sex is worth the pain. Not sure if that makes me crazy or not. If my boss at work is nuts, yet I keep coming back to work each day, does that make me crazy? It might paint me as complacent, resigned, and lazy, but crazy?
 
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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
FYI she's still crazy even if you aren't in a relationship with her, you just aren't exposed to it anymore. Dealing with The Crazy is a matter of opportunity cost to me. IF I'm dealing with it because the sex/pussy is that good, it's because I've decided that at least for now the sex is worth the pain. Not sure if that makes me crazy or not. If my boss at work is nuts, yet I keep coming back to work each day, does that make me crazy? It might paint me as complacent, resigned, and lazy, but crazy?
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Your career is just a tad more important than getting laid a few times a week. At least IMO. Not to mention you can easily break off with the crazy chick and find someone new. But I'd also say if you're constantly complaining about your boss and there are other options for equal employment that you're not pursuing I don't know if it's "crazy" but I think it is a bit silly.
 
BrotherWu

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What's the back story on your divorce, Julian? Did you post about? It's in progress, I assume, since CrazyNurse thinks there is a chance you'd get back with the ex. Why'd you get out?
 
Noodleface

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I don't want to get clothes-lined down a flight of stairs thank you very much.

I used them with no problems, although I did break a few.
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Tenks_sl said:
Your career is just a tad more important than getting laid a few times a week. At least IMO. Not to mention you can easily break off with the crazy chick and find someone new. But I'd also say if you're constantly complaining about your boss and there are other options for equal employment that you're not pursuing I don't know if it's "crazy" but I think it is a bit silly.
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Yup, your job should be more important than some crazy broad, but the scenario is still pretty much the same at its core-- how willing are you to endure a bad situation? Whether it be work, a crazy girlfriend/wife, a vacation gone bad that you want to leave early-- it's all just a matter of choice and opportunity cost. The question is at what point does your willingness to endure this bad situation vs the alternative paint YOU as crazy. Enduring emotional outbursts and irrational behavior so you can keep banging an 8-9 is probably "silly". But if you're like an old friend of mine that's still with his wife despite the fact that she tried to stab him (and was arrested for it) with a carving knife, then I would definitely agree that's "crazy", even if his justification for doing so was noble (I don't want my kids growing up alone with their crazy mom).
 
Famm

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You think your ex at the bank made her crazy, wait til you tell her you've suddenly decided condoms are necessary after all. Lol.
 
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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Yup, your job should be more important than some crazy broad, but the scenario is still pretty much the same at its core-- how willing are you to endure a bad situation? Whether it be work, a crazy girlfriend/wife, a vacation gone bad that you want to leave early-- it's all just a matter of choice and opportunity cost. The question is at what point does your willingness to endure this bad situation vs the alternative paint YOU as crazy. Enduring emotional outbursts and irrational behavior so you can keep banging an 8-9 is probably "silly". But if you're like an old friend of mine that's still with his wife despite the fact that she tried to stab him (and was arrested for it) with a carving knife, then I would definitely agree that's "crazy", even if his justification for doing so was noble (I don't want my kids growing up alone with their crazy mom).
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I guess that is all well and good but I'm just talking about irrational behavior here. Her getting insanely jealous over mentioning your ex-wife? Crazy. Her texting you it is over after saying to chill out? Crazy. Fucking her after all this has happened after she called you crying? Crazy.

I'm just saying that often times people try and put all the blame on this emotionally unstable girl as being the only crazy one in a relationship. When it isn't the case. Dudes get just as emotionally fucked up when there is a warm hole on the line.
 
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This thread really does deliver.

Also, please get pics before the crazy train goes off the rails.

Heh: Ninja'd by Drae
 
Julian The Apostate

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BrotherWu_sl said:
What's the back story on your divorce, Julian? Did you post about? It's in progress, I assume, since CrazyNurse thinks there is a chance you'd get back with the ex. Why'd you get out?
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It's long, complicated, and extremely mundane compared to crazynurse. The short version is that we had some problems with infertility and were fighting nonstop about that and standard mundane marriage shit. Two years into our marriage she moved out and said I was the only one that needed to change. I wouldn't accept that because it we both needed to make changes to make it work. Just me changing would have patched things up for a bit but wouldn't have made it work long term. I tried to work it out with her for about 4-5 months. She stuck to her guns about only me needing to change. She threatened me with divorce constantly throughout the end of our marriage and seperation. I said i wanted divorced once our entire marriage and stuck to my guns even after she realized she overplayed her hand and suddenly had a change of heart about herself needing to make changes. I don't say I want a divorce unless I really fucking mean it.
 
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Julian the Apostate_sl said:
It's long, complicated, and extremely mundane compared to crazynurse. The short version is that we had some problems with fertility and were fighting nonstop about that and standard mundane marriage shit. Two years into our marriage she moved out and said I was the only one that needed to change. I wouldn't accept that because it we both needed to make changes to make it work. Just me changing would have patched things up for a bit but wouldn't have made it work long term. I tried to work it out with her for about 4-5 months. She stuck to her guns about only me needing to change. She threatened me with divorce constantly throughout the end of our marriage and seperation. I said i wanted divorced once our entire marriage and stuck to my guns even after she realized she overplayed her hand and suddenly had a change of heart about herself needing to make changes. I don't say I want a divorce unless I really fucking mean it.
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The bitch that cried wolf
 
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