Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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The Peculiar Price of Poontang Thread

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Xarpolis

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Tales of Divorce: The Crazy & Fun that Follows.

 

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Stories that make you feel better about yourself

 

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Adventures in Crazy Town

 

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Oh god this is amazing. I can't imagine a full grown woman being so needy and clingy that she can't fathom not seeing you for four days. When I was dating my now wife it wasn't uncommon for us to see each other on like Saturday and have no communication until the next Friday to set up another date.

 

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A hot, single, professional 30-something with no kids and no ex-husbands. Who would have thought she was batshit?

 

Julian The Apostate

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This girl was the absolute best and absolute worst that I imagined dating would be and all in a 2.5 week period.

 

chaos

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Julian, bro, now a thinking exercise: imagine you got her pregnant. Wrap that shit up, buddy.

 

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I am going to go ahead and say it. It was probably related to her time of the month. If you get back with her, and man that would make for great reading, expect this shit again in 28 day.

 

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Julian and Onoes should double date.

 

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"Middle aged dudes on the rebound and the women who want to fuck them on the first date and then plunge their lives into chaos."

It's a bit long I guess.

 

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I've been thinking about the amount of personal info in this thread and am wondering if we should be moving it to SS or otherwise restricting to members only, if just to keep random google searches out of it.

As a plus, pics won't be an issue.

I have a feeling Julian will be getting around 100 or more texts throughout the day today.

 

BrotherWu

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Cud_sl said:

I am going to go ahead and say it. It was probably related to her time of the month. If you get back with her, and man that would make for great reading, expect this shit again in 28 day.

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I guess we can't rule it out yet.

 

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But then I couldn't read it at work. But it would also mean Lindz could fully unleash her boobs. So I'm not sure what side of the fence I'm leaning.

 

Joeboo

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When she was standing outside your window between the bushes in the dark, you should have opened the window slightly and stuck your dick out there. Just to see what happens. Maybe she would have obliged.

 

chaos

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If the only thing keeping Lindz from unchaining those dragons is the location of this thread, I'll move it right now. Somehow I doubt that, though.

The thread belongs here imo.

 

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joeboo_sl said:

When she was standing outside your window between the bushes in the dark, you should have opened the window slightly and stuck your dick out there. Just to see what happens. Maybe she would have obliged.

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Or severed it and threw it in the said bushes.

 

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Well, she did have all the classic red flags for crazy. Nurse, Redhead, Fundie Parents, Screws like a Porn Pro, and attractive but single. I was hopeful for Julian, but given his apparently suspect judgment I cannot say I am totally shocked. That did set a speed record for zero to crazy though. Of course when your balls deep in the crazy after years of nothing, your dick can talk you into all sorts of bad choices. Consider yourself fortunate that this came out as fast as it did and get some witnesses involved. Tuco might not be far off about that hike....

 

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Trust me, that didn't set the record. I've "dated" crazies who went turbo psycho in way less time. But this story is awesome. Julian, be happy you have stories like this. They are great party conversation. I hope you're still alive and you didn't get "Dear Zacharied"

 

Tuco

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This is also definitely not over. Expect to see the same kind of messages being sent to you that Onoes got. For our sake I hope you respond to them, but for your sake you better not!