Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Falstaff

Falstaff

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Tuco_sl said:
This is also definitely not over. Expect to see the same kind of messages being sent to you that Onoes got. For our sake I hope you respond to them, but for your sake you better not!
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Make sure you include lots of smiley faces and other assorted emoticons in your responses to her.
 
Gravy

Gravy

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Might I suggest:

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Julian The Apostate

Julian The Apostate

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Hahaha random funny sex story about crazy nurse. One of the times we were fucking around I was eating her out and she wanted to get on top. So I laid down and she got on top but I was half flaccid so she couldn't get it in her. She hovers above me, grabs my dick and beats it against her puss about 40 times in the span of 15 seconds like a hammer driving a nail until I was hard enough to go at it. If that's not true love I don't know what is.
 
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Tenks

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Julian the Apostate_sl said:
Hahaha random funny sex story about crazy nurse. One of the times we were fucking around I was eating her out and she wanted to get on top. So I laid down and she got on top but I was half flaccid so she couldn't get it in her. She hovers above me, grabs my dick and beats it against her puss about 40 times in the span of 15 seconds like a hammer driving a nail until I was hard enough to go at it. If that's not true love I don't know what is.
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Sounds like she decided that sex in porn == real life sex
 
iannis

iannis

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That is some straight up beastial monkey shit right there.

Why did you break up with this woman again?
 
Eomer

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Tuco_sl said:
Also lol @ her restarting the dryer. Her clothes done burnt up.
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Air fluff bro. That's how you keep your shit from getting wrinkled when you're too lazy to actually take it out of the dryer for a few more hours.
 
Slaythe

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chaos_sl said:
If the only thing keeping Lindz from unchaining those dragons is the location of this thread, I'll move it right now. Somehow I doubt that, though.

The thread belongs here imo.
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I know you guys are just joking but whenever this pseudo creeper stuff toward Lindz comes out I get pretty uncomfortable.
 
iannis

iannis

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Lindz has been accepted as one of the guys.

If you're not allowed to tell your buddy that he has nice tits without it being "creepy", I just don't want to live in your world!
 
Noodleface

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Slaythe_sl said:
I know you guys are just joking but whenever this pseudo creeper stuff toward Lindz comes out I get pretty uncomfortable.
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Honestly the creeper stuff is extremely tame. She knows people here want to see her boobs and she still posts here, she understands the implications of it.

Now.. if people are PM'ing her and being even more creepy that is something else.
 
Crone

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this thread has a tag for easy reference in case you need a quick psuedo fix of Lindz boobies. No idea who put that there.... but it's handy....
 
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