Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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I'm back now. It was a DIY wedding for decorations and stuff, but we spent a shitload on food and the dj. I wasn't sure how it would turn out, but the wedding was amazing. Unforgettable factor: during ceremony brides father stood with his knees locked and passed out, had to be rushed to the hospital and missed most of the night. We had 3 nurses there that day so he was fine, but definitely nuts. Honeymoon was good but glad to be goin home tomorrow morning. Downtown miami is a huge fucking shithole.
 
Noodleface

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No we went on a western Caribbean cruise but it left from Miami. We decided to spend a few days here prior and our flight is tomorrow. We stayed at a four or five star hotel (Epic) so it's enjoyable. But downtown is littered with crime and homeless people. It's depressing and scary in parts. Accidentally walked down what I assume was skid row.
 
Araysar

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Bender: I marry Calculon, divorce him, take half his money, and turn back into a guy. It's sort of a two person pyramid scheme.

Fry: That's marriage, all right.
 
Tarrant

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Sorry man, as someone who's been though it I know it sucks. All I can say about it is, it DOES get better eventually. No matter how much you think it wont, it does.
 
Famm

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Famm_sl said:
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Congrats man! Great news! You're going to be free again! Just think how miserable you are right now and probably have been for months or years, that's all going to be behind you and Noodleface has nothing but that misery to look forward to, this is a great time for you. I'm really happy for you, always good news.
 
Soygen

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I'm going to have to agree with Famm. Unless you get taken to the cleaners and she takes you for all you're worth, then Famm is a giant dickhead.
 
Julian The Apostate

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Soygen_sl said:
I'm going to have to agree with Famm. Unless you get taken to the cleaners and she takes you for all you're worth, then Famm is a giant dickhead.
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Thanks bros. Her taking me to the cleaners or not is yet to be determined. She told me a week ago she isn't going to go after the businesses that I started nine years before we got married(married for 2 year and some change at this point) and we were going to settle this outside of court. Well, last night she told me she was going to see a lawyer. Fuck me. I dont even know what to do. I guess I should meet with a lawyer. Fuck my life.
 
Grumpus

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I was wrong. I found a person that I trust with my life and my money. I have known her my whole life and i'm saving for a ring.
 
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