Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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BoldW

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Blue balls sucks. Why is there even a discussion on if it exists or not - Is it not a scientific fact?

Arousal without release and yeah, I get blue balls. When you're on a date and the woman just wants to make out or take it slow...blue balls on the drive home. I can't think of a time where I got randy with a woman I wanted, didn't release, and didn't get BB. It can hurt to the point that jackin' it is painful. Blue Balls - It's no joking matter.

Edit: My understanding is that it has to do with blood flow enlarging the testicles but not being able to be released due to the veins that remove blood still being constricted from the excitement.

When a man becomes sexually excited, the arteries carrying blood to the genital area enlarge, while the veins carrying blood from the genital area are more constricted than in the non-aroused state.This uneven blood flow causes an increase in volume of blood trapped in the genitals and contributes to the penis becoming erect and the testicles becoming engorged with blood. During this process of vasocongestion the testicles increase in size 25-50 percent.
If the male reaches orgasm and ejaculates, the arteries and veins return to their normal size, the volume of blood in the genitals is reduced and the penis and testicles return to their usual size rather quickly.
If ejaculation does not occur there may be a lingering sensation of heaviness, aching, or discomfort in the testicles due to the continued vasocongestion. This unpleasant feeling has popularly been called blue balls, perhaps because of the bluish tint that appears when blood engorges the vessels in the testicles.
 

Khane

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Dude, if making out strains you that much you need to learn how to relax!
 

Brikker

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I have a colleague who is a devout, traditional Roman Catholic. Makes good money but is celibate, lives in poverty on purpose (real poverty, basement apt with no kitchen, cracked glasses, etc), no car. Gives all his money to his local church, which is very small due to the nature of his sect of faith.

I loathe religion, but I've never met someone that I respect more yet in my life. He is the exemplary human being, espousing nothing but virtue and goodness. (And is also very intelligent, BS's in zoology and ee, masters in ee). If faith can do that to a person (even if it's illusory), then more people need to be religious.

No woman or wife in his life, and he's the best man I've ever seen.
he's probably a pedophile.
 

Big Phoenix

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A woman asking questions like "Do you think I'm that kind of girl" or proclaiming "Don't get your hopes up" is a subconscious invitation. She is inviting you to take control of the situation. It's a way of finding out what kind of man you are. And 9 times out of 10 they want you to make them succumb to your desire and will.
Sounds like an easy way to catch a rape charge.
 

Soygen

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Or you can just learn how to not strain the muscle I was talking about. It has nothing to do with not being "finished". Masturbating won't solve the problem. You can still get "blue balls" even if you cum.
Don't fuck up the joke with your facts.
 

Cad

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Trust me, he's literally the most perfect person I've ever met. He's never passive aggressive: always very humble, kind, and thoughtful. It's literally the most perplexing thing I've ever seen.

And yes, when I tell people about him, they automatically insert ideas of mental illness, instability, inner anger, etc and etc. It's society that's sick, not him - I hope he never adjusts, never changes. The only thing I would maybe attribute to him is that he's socially awkward since he's so smart, so possibly a mild asbergers. This guy knows everything about every saint and Christian event/person in history, along with extensive knowledge of health and e.engineering. Also a strict vegetarian and hyper-health nut: as in eating hummus and peanut butter / rice only. No sugar whatsoever. His discipline in all aspects of life is truly a spectacle to behold.

And he'll never have kids. But the renegade biker, fratbro, and penniless, drug-addled band fag all will likely shit out multiple kids to single moms.

Weep for humanity. Weep.
Why is someone who has no capability to advance us as a species admirable? What about all the good fathers/husbands/providers out there that are quality men but enjoy pussy? Are they somehow lesser men? Why is denying yourself of womanly pleasure a good thing? Thats sick man, sick.
 

Xequecal

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Why is someone who has no capability to advance us as a species admirable? What about all the good fathers/husbands/providers out there that are quality men but enjoy pussy? Are they somehow lesser men? Why is denying yourself of womanly pleasure a good thing? Thats sick man, sick.
Don't you get it? God will do that for us if we suck up to him a lot. He's doijg it from behind the scenes now! How do you think we managed to create 7 billion humans and multiple advanced civilizations in only 6000 years of existence?
 

Onoes

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I'm not in love. Just got out of the shower and headed to another girls house for a nightcap. I'm planning on seeing the good girl again, but a friend just introduced me to a bad one, and I'm going to see her first.
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I'm not going to say a lot of what you guys are saying is wrong, because as general guidelines, they probably aren't. That being said, everyone is different, and these things are case by case. I'm good with women. I told you the story because it was odd, not because I felt like I needed help sealing the deal or anything. Honestly, I think I could have manipulated that girl into sex if I had tried, but she told me beforehand she didn't want to, and I respected that.

I know that a lot of you view me as an idiot because of mistakes I've made in the past, but overall I think I have my shit very together. I just spend the entire day at a massive family reunion thing with all of my x inlaws. You might think that's weird, but honestly, think about how fucking likable I have to be to keep that good a relationship with 50 people who technically never need to see me again. One of my x wife's brothers just invited me to new York for Halloween with him. Another invited me on a weekly mountain biking thing. I'm REALLY fucking good at dealing with people.

I'm just saying, if a girl doesn't fuck you right away, you don't have to catalog her. Maybe she is just shy, or reserved. It happens. Not every woman is a man hungry slut who either wants to fuck you right away or trap you. I'm not getting married again, really, no worries. I'm having fun, and I'm sure I will get into relationships now and again, no need to rescue me or browbeat me.

I'm going to stop now because I realize I've had to much to drink and am not even sure the point I was trying to make. So, goodnight Rerolled. :p
 

Lejina

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Oh man, Kirun's lunacy is unmatched. Hey guys, I read this book and these special forums - it must be true!
I thought people realized by now that 3/4th of Kirun's posts that are more than 3 lines and about relationships are cut and paste from rational male.

Good Girls |
 

Noodleface

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I'm not in love. Just got out of the shower and headed to another girls house for a nightcap. I'm planning on seeing the good girl again, but a friend just introduced me to a bad one, and I'm going to see her first.
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I'm not going to say a lot of what you guys are saying is wrong, because as general guidelines, they probably aren't. That being said, everyone is different, and these things are case by case. I'm good with women. I told you the story because it was odd, not because I felt like I needed help sealing the deal or anything. Honestly, I think I could have manipulated that girl into sex if I had tried, but she told me beforehand she didn't want to, and I respected that.

I know that a lot of you view me as an idiot because of mistakes I've made in the past, but overall I think I have my shit very together. I just spend the entire day at a massive family reunion thing with all of my x inlaws. You might think that's weird, but honestly, think about how fucking likable I have to be to keep that good a relationship with 50 people who technically never need to see me again. One of my x wife's brothers just invited me to new York for Halloween with him. Another invited me on a weekly mountain biking thing. I'm REALLY fucking good at dealing with people.

I'm just saying, if a girl doesn't fuck you right away, you don't have to catalog her. Maybe she is just shy, or reserved. It happens. Not every woman is a man hungry slut who either wants to fuck you right away or trap you. I'm not getting married again, really, no worries. I'm having fun, and I'm sure I will get into relationships now and again, no need to rescue me or browbeat me.

I'm going to stop now because I realize I've had to much to drink and am not even sure the point I was trying to make. So, goodnight Rerolled. :p
I believe that if my wife and I divorced, her family would still want to hang with me. I wouldn't though, because she would be there and that would be unbearable.

I think I slept with my wife around 3 weeks in after about 6 dates or so, didn't really move too fast and I just let it happen on its own.
 

The Ancient_sl

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Well I'll be damned.Blue balls - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaI can't say I have ever talked to anyone who has actually experienced that before. It sounds like it's pretty rare. On occasions where I did the fool around all night but no sex thing I always just went in the bathroom and took care of business when it was clear that nothing was going to happen. In that condition it takes about 8 seconds.
We've talked about it on this board before. Yeah it's happened to me, much later in life than I thought it would.
 

BrutulTM

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I thought people realized by now that 3/4th of Kirun's posts that are more than 3 lines and about relationships are cut and paste from rational male.

Good Girls |
I thought people realized by now that Kirun's posts that are more than 3 lines should be skipped over.
 

Julian The Apostate

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My date with the "hot" black chick was a fucking disaster. We ended up hanging out on Saturday instead of Sunday. I took her out to eat then we watched a movie at my place. First she showed up at my place looking like a rood rat in a ghetto dress with her tits hanging out. Then during the movie I discovered her breath smelled like shit.
Sunday she called and wanted to come over with her 18 month old daughter. Yeah, no thanks. Ended it quickly.


Edit: I'm really glad I hung out with her Saturday. I would have been so pissed if I missed all that good dota on Sunday.
 

Kirun

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I thought people realized by now that 3/4th of Kirun's posts that are more than 3 lines and about relationships are cut and paste from rational male.

Good Girls |
And I would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

Anyhow, Tuco was the first one to really be suspect of it. I was shocked that most people weren't picking up on it sooner, especially when so many people were posting articles from the same site.
 

Noodleface

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My date with the "hot" black chick was a fucking disaster. We ended up hanging out on Saturday instead of Sunday. I took her out to eat then we watched a movie at my place. First she showed up at my place looking like a rood rat in a ghetto dress with her tits hanging out. Then during the movie I discovered her breath smelled like shit.
Sunday she called and wanted to come over with her 18 month old daughter. Yeah, no thanks. Ended it quickly.


Edit: I'm really glad I hung out with her Saturday. I would have been so pissed if I missed all that good dota on Sunday.
Looks like a bullet was dodged
 

iannis

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That actually makes it a lot better. You'd have to be a dedicated misogynist to type all that out all the time. All you need for copypasta is a healthy "bitches are stupid" attitude.

Yeah. Bitches ARE stupid.
 

Tuco

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And I would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

Anyhow, Tuco was the first one to really be suspect of it. I was shocked that most people weren't picking up on it sooner, especially when so many people were posting articles from the same site.
bravo, I had no idea and have never heard of the site. I just figured you were another overboard redpill dude with a smallminded approach to women and limited experience.

Just to clear the record, do you agree with the general gist of what you posted or was it complete trolljob?
 

Dabamf_sl

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Sounds pretty reasonable to me, onoes. I had pretty much labeled you as cursed with the inability to use good judgment with girls, but I'm happy to have been wrong

Re: kirun...eh, good job I guess. He's posted enough of that shit though that any claim that he's trolling is bullshit in my mind. That's a good site though, and what I've read from it is a really good intellectual exercise. The problem is when people take it as actual truth.
I believe that if my wife and I divorced, her family would still want to hang with me. I wouldn't though, because she would be there and that would be unbearable.

I think I slept with my wife around 3 weeks in after about 6 dates or so, didn't really move too fast and I just let it happen on its own.
I still remember the first Korean girl I dated, making me wait 3 months for sex. Then afterwords she says, all self consciously, "I'm not easy girl," like she's afraid I now think she's a big ho. I laughed out loud and explained to her how impossibly hard the last 2.5 months were for me.

Apparently every girl I dated after that was a mega slut bc she was the only one that took even remotely that long.