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Trakanon Raider
Hahahaha, man, got back from my Tinder date this morning and this is perfect.Any woman who makes you wait for sex, or by her actionsimpliesshe is making you wait for sex; the sex is NEVER worth the wait.
When a woman makes you wait for sex you are not her highest priority. Sexuality is a spontaneous, chemical reaction between two parties, not a process of negotiation. It?s sex first, then relationship, not the other way around. A woman who wants to fuck you, will find a way to fuck you. She will fly across the country, crawl under barbwire, climb in through your second story bedroom window, fuck the shit out of you, and wait patiently inside your closet if your wife comes home early from work ? women who want to fuck, will find a way to fuck. The girl who tells you she needs to be comfortable and wants a relationship first, or to "take things slow", is the same girl who fucked the hot guy in the foam cannon party in Cancun, on spring break, just half an hour after meeting him.
She wasn't really that into you, that's all that you really need to know.
So, I said she was driving a couple hundred miles to meet me right? Well, her family owns a s vacation home in Lake Havasu, about an hour from me, so thats where she went. I drove the hour and met her at the door with a bottle of wine and flowers. We talked for a while and then went out to dinner. Everything went really well. She was super chatty and yeah, just a really good time.
We go back to her place and keep talking for a couple hours. At one point she shows me around the house and says "Here's the room I thought we would sleep in, but if you want to sleep in the next room over thats ok". I said ""I like the whole "We" thing you were talking about". She smiled and said "Yeah me too." I say "Hey, would it be alright if I kissed you?", she said yes and we stood there and made out for a minute. She stops it and leads me back to the living room, we hang out on the couch, talking and occasionally kissing. At one point she's straddling me, and we are kissing, and I slide my hands up her dress, on the outside of her legs. She pulls back and says "Ok, I just want this to be clear. We're sleeping together tonight, but that doesn't mean I'm having sex with you." to which I reply "Oh yeah?" kind of assuming she is joking. And she goes "Did you think that was going to happen? Do I seem like that kind of person?" and I said "I don't know, I just met you. I was prepared for the event if it happened, and prepared to leave 10 minutes after we met if this wasn't going well. I think it's going well, I'm fine with whatever, I'm enjoying this." Which was all true.
Eventually we go to the bedroom, she lit a candle and turned off the lights. She asks what I brought to sleep in, I laugh and say I didn't, if I was staying the night I assumed I wouldn't need anything. So I ended up stripping to boxers. She undressed in front of me fully, but with her back to me, and put a light shirt and pajama bottoms on. She has an AMAZING body. Like, ridiculous. She's super athletic and fit. She climbs into bed, and we continue making out / light petting / dry humping (hooray for something I haven't done in 15 years!). We did this until 2-3 in the morning. She grabbed my cock a few times, I felt her up as well, but all over the clothes (Well, I got her top off for a bit, but the bottoms stayed on).
Eventually we slowed down, and stopped. She fell asleep in my arms, all cuddled up in a fetal position. I fell asleep a little bit later.
Woke up with her still in my arms. Started kissing her, and we lightly teased each other some more. A few minutes later she said she needed to get in the shower. She went in the bathroom and I said "Don't worry about closing the door, I'll make sure no one goes in there while you shower." and she laughed and said "I'll leave it open." and she did. Watched her undress and get into the shower. Again, fucking amazing body.
I got out of bed, got dressed, made the bed. She comes out of the bathroom dressed and I shouted "What, you had clothes in there?! Way to ruin my plan." She needed to leave to have breakfast with her father who lives nearby.
I got home, and she's been texting me non stop about how much she liked me, what a great guy I am, and how much she would like to see me again.
Didn't have sex, but really enjoyed myself last night, and have no objections to seeing her again.