Marriage and the Power of Divorce

iannis · Dec 12, 2014

She will indeed go through ALL your shit.

They do that. I dunno what they're looking for.

It's a subcase. I'm betting that she went through your browser history to find the kind of porn that you like. The stuff you haven't told her about yet.

lindz · Dec 12, 2014

She's looking for naked pics of the exes so she can mad at you for still having them.

Big Phoenix · Dec 13, 2014

Iannis_sl said:
She will indeed go through ALL your shit.

They do that. I dunno what they're looking for.

It's a subcase. I'm betting that she went through your browser history to find the kind of porn that you like. The stuff you haven't told her about yet.

Probability shes just doing her homework to improve her sex game?

DickTrickle · Dec 13, 2014

Not all women look through people's shit just because they're alone in a house for an hour.

iannis · Dec 13, 2014

You don't know that and moreover you can't know that.

DickTrickle · Dec 13, 2014

And you can't know they do. But everyone will talk about that with such certainty.

lindz · Dec 13, 2014

Everyone will joke as well, because that's what we do in this thread.

Noodleface · Dec 13, 2014

DickTrickle confirmed goes through medicine cabinets

iannis · Dec 13, 2014

If she went through all my shit and then didn't complain about it or harass me, did she really go through all my shit?

The mind of a woman is Zen.

Agraza · Dec 13, 2014

You'll hear about it seven years from now.

Haast · Dec 15, 2014

Can't say with certainty if everything was gone through. She wasn't at the house that long before I got home. But maybe she is a quick searcher.

Regardless, it was a fun weekend.

Tenks · Dec 15, 2014

Haast how does it know you're wearing underwear today which was sniffed only days ago

Haast · Dec 15, 2014

Tenks_sl said:
Haast how does it know you're wearing underwear today which was sniffed only days ago

Strangely satisfied?

Phazael · Dec 15, 2014

Agraza_sl said:
You'll hear about it seven years from now.

This. Women have a mental file where they store damaging shit that they can pull out years later in some random argument when they are losing.

DickTrickle · Dec 15, 2014

Phazael_sl said:
This. Women have a mental file where they store damaging shit that they can pull out years later in some random argument when they are losing.

Men definitely never do this.

Haast · Dec 15, 2014

A brief summary of results:
- Let out dog and watched TV --> yes
- Went through personal stuff --> TBD
- # of dead hookers located --> 0
- Robbed me blind --> nope
- Gave key back w/o drama --> yes
- Cooked dinner/nude on arrival --> nope

And subsequent questions:
- Browser history --> defeated by Incognito Mode... I think
- Ex nudes --> non-existent
- Items filed to throw in my face later --> TBD
- Amount of underwear sniffed --> unknown

Phazael · Dec 15, 2014

DickTrickle_sl said:
Men definitely never do this.

Agraza · Dec 15, 2014

Champagne of victory!

Gravy · Dec 15, 2014

Agraza_sl said:
Champagne of victory!

That was classic, I hadn't remembered that line. I'll be using that.

Profundis · Dec 16, 2014

Agraza_sl said:
You'll hear about it seven years from now.

My wife still gives me shit about me yawning while she was giving me a handjob back when we were dating, SIXTEEN YEARS AGO.

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