Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Deathwing

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I remember everything. I remember so much that I often find myself pretending like I don't remember some things, so I don't come off as some creeper.
What page is lindz' tits on? All settings. I trust you won't look at the bottom of the thread.
 

Noodleface

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I used to be really good about calming my girlfriend/fiance down, but I think after awhile I just stopped giving a shit and let her vent and mope and whatever else she does.

I mean, this morning I got a text saying how sorry she was and she was going to make it up to me. I didn't even say anything about it last night.
 

Mures

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Yeah, I don't buy into no fighting is a bad sign. We even discussed this a few pages back how ridiculous that notion is and someone even had a relationship end because the girl wasn't happy not getting into arguments because she thought that's what couples do; undoubtedly because she had friends in shitty relationships arguing all the time. I'm sure everyone here has had that friend(at least one), where they do nothing but argue in their relationship; at no point did I ever look at that and think wow what a well adjusted couple, I want to be in a relationship like that.

If a couple is arguing all the time and suddenly that stops, well yeah, at least one of them has checked out, but I would never say that relationship was healthy to begin with.
 

Phazael

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I think there is a communication disconnect here. I am not talking about out and out fighting. I am talking about minor bitching and ribbing. Women love to complain and be late to everything. Men love to fart in public and leave the toilet seat up. To me, a good relationship is one where both sides accept that and have some banter about that and/or what happened on some stupid TV show or movie they saw. A little bit of grumbling is good at keeping the fire lit, after all makeup sex is the best sex there is. I am not talking about claws coming out at a party and you call her a cunt and she goes on and on about you having a tiny dick, or something along those lines.

Every couple I have ever known that had zero ribbing going on was either a trophy wife situation or divorced shortly thereafter. I imagine humorless dicks might never bicker, too, but the wife and I don't hang around people like that so I have no experience with those people.
 

Mures

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Lets not bicker and argue over who killed who.

I wouldn't consider light natured ribbing fighting or arguing. I think any two people who are that close will have that. If you can't joke with your s.o. without them turning it into a full blown argument I agree, that isn't a healthy relationship.
 

BrutulTM

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My wife argued with me last night because she made some fudge and I put the large sauce pan she used into the sink and filled it with water. Apparently i ruined everything because she wanted to scrape the fudge off the sides and eat it, I guess I was supposed to know that.

Can't get any more petty than that.
I think that one's a win for you. Now you have an excuse for not doing dishes from this day forward.
 

Sutekh

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I think there is a communication disconnect here. I am not talking about out and out fighting. I am talking about minor bitching and ribbing. Women love to complain and be late to everything. Men love to fart in public and leave the toilet seat up. To me, a good relationship is one where both sides accept that and have some banter about that and/or what happened on some stupid TV show or movie they saw. A little bit of grumbling is good at keeping the fire lit, after all makeup sex is the best sex there is. I am not talking about claws coming out at a party and you call her a cunt and she goes on and on about you having a tiny dick, or something along those lines.

Every couple I have ever known that had zero ribbing going on was either a trophy wife situation or divorced shortly thereafter. I imagine humorless dicks might never bicker, too, but the wife and I don't hang around people like that so I have no experience with those people.
Bro it sounds like you just don't respect women. That is a much more serious problem than what we're talking about. You may need some counseling.
 

BrotherWu

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Speaking of not respecting women: I work with my wife and she just came into my office to talk about something. At a pause in the conversation, I undressed her with my eyes and told her I was going to fuck her before the day was over. She continued. After she was finished, I said "You caught that other thing, right?" A slight grin and she walked out.

Should I expect HR?
 

Nester

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My husband always makes fun of me for never remembering our anniversary. We have this blanket someone got us for a wedding gift with the date of our wedding embroidered on it. I swear if it wasn't for that, I would never know the date.
Best wedding gift you can give a man (and lindz) is a framed copy of their invitation. Wedding date for all to see hanging on the wall!
 

Nester

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Speaking of not respecting women: I work with my wife and she just came into my office to talk about something. At a pause in the conversation, I undressed her with my eyes and told her I was going to fuck her before the day was over. She continued. After she was finished, I said "You caught that other thing, right?" A slight grin and she walked out.

Should I expect HR?
Are you also HR? If so yes, yes you should.
 

BrotherWu

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I am most definitely not HR, nor is my mother-in-law. Although, unlike Noodle, I actually like my mother-in-law.
 

Phazael

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I don't hate mine, but considering my wife's entire family (other than one sister) are totally into Jesus, we don't exactly have much to discuss. I got my ten years in, though, so I stopped giving a shit about the occasional profanity or drink around them.