Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Deathwing

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Prostate stimulation while fucking is great, give it a try. But don't have your woman do it. As Sutekh mentions, that would be really awkward to have them reach back that far, if even possible. Plus, they might have fingernails that are sphincter unfriendly. Buy a small butt plug, feelsgoodman.
 

Gravy

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I just bought a Kong for our dog, and I thought it looked remarkably like a butt plug. My wife didn't appreciate me pointing that out. Prude.
 

Soygen

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You should have demonstrated on her. She would then have a better appreciation of simply pointing it out.
 

Sutekh

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Yup.
 

Noodleface

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Listen, if you are a man and enjoy fingers up your butt then more power to you. I will remain an anal virgin until my doctor takes that right away from me in a few years.
 

Soygen

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My doctor already took mine. At least he said he was a doctor. It was in a WalMart parking lot.
 

Deathwing

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I guarantee you would enjoy it too. If you don't, you should go see the doctor sooner because there's something wrong with your prostate.