Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Deathwing

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Prostate stimulation while fucking is great, give it a try. But don't have your woman do it. As Sutekh mentions, that would be really awkward to have them reach back that far, if even possible. Plus, they might have fingernails that are sphincter unfriendly. Buy a small butt plug, feelsgoodman.

 

Noodleface

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But my poop comes out f there

 

Big Phoenix

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You poop while you fuck?

 

Deathwing

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Noodleface_sl said:

But my poop comes out f there

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Not right now it doesn't.

 

lurkingdirk

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Give these a try, Noodleface. Tenks tells me they are excellent.

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Sutekh

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Great, now that's on my amazon history ...

 

Gravy

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I just bought a Kong for our dog, and I thought it looked remarkably like a butt plug. My wife didn't appreciate me pointing that out. Prude.

 

Soygen

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You should have demonstrated on her. She would then have a better appreciation of simply pointing it out.

 

Kirun

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Time for the KONG, lady!!!

 

Famm

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Dog slobber makes for great free lube.

 

Sutekh

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Yup.

 

Famm

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I think you're trying to accomplish some other things with that set up....

 

Sutekh

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Bro I just googled it! I don't even have a dog.

 

Khane

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Then why do you have that Kong?

 

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Khane_sl said:

Then why do you have that Kong?

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It's a long story that we don't really have time for.

 

iannis

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Butts.

 

Noodleface

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Listen, if you are a man and enjoy fingers up your butt then more power to you. I will remain an anal virgin until my doctor takes that right away from me in a few years.

 

Soygen

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My doctor already took mine. At least he said he was a doctor. It was in a WalMart parking lot.

 

Deathwing

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I guarantee you would enjoy it too. If you don't, you should go see the doctor sooner because there's something wrong with your prostate.

 

Noodleface

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Soygen_sl said:

My doctor already took mine. At least he said he was a doctor. It was in a WalMart parking lot.

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Think we went to the same doctor. He wanted to check my penis for diseases by tasting it