Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Frenzied Wombat

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Khane_sl said:
Well shit... if an experiment on seven women isn't representative of the female body I don't know what is. God made the earth in 7 days. Women have 7 ribs instead of 8. I dun got peed on.

In other news the open relationship is back on the table. I suppose she thought I would dote and pine after she told me she didn't want that kind of relationship. After a couple weeks of her wanting to talk about it and me being very nice yet aloof she had to see me. So she came to my house this past weekend and we had some sex and now she just wants to be together without labelling it. And today I got a message from a woman in China who says I'm handsome and wants to get to know me better. Odds on her wanting to harvest my organs?
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Good to see the aloof, take it or leave it "I'm a busy guy with a lot of options" strategy bearing fruit. Well played sir, well played..
 
Famm

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Khane_sl said:
After a couple weeks of her wanting to talk about it and me being very nice yet aloof she had to see me. So she came to my house this past weekend and we had some sex and now she just wants to be together without labelling it.
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Well played.

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Sutekh

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Khane_sl said:
Well shit... if an experiment on seven women isn't representative of the female body I don't know what is. God made the earth in 7 days. Women have 7 ribs instead of 8. I dun got peed on.
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This isn't fucking research based off popular opinion or something jackass, it's a bodily function.

WHELP TWO PEOPLE POOPED OUT THEIR BUTT I GUESS TWO PEOPLE REPRESENT THE ENTIRE HUMAN BODY HURR DURR DURR DURR.
 
Khane

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Sutekh_sl said:
This isn't fucking research based off popular opinion or something jackass, it's a bodily function.

WHELP TWO PEOPLE POOPED OUT THEIR BUTT I GUESS TWO PEOPLE REPRESENT THE ENTIRE HUMAN BODY HURR DURR DURR DURR.
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Would you like to "IS ARROWS me by" over my sarcasm?

You're right though. Which is why doctors never give the wrong prognosis on various bodily functions or maladies.

I was having fun and you're trying to make me look stupid. Except all you're accomplishing is making yourself look stupid. I'll edit if you do.
 
Sutekh

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Khane_sl said:
Would you like to "IS ARROWS me by" over my sarcasm?

You're right though. Which is why doctors never give the wrong prognosis on various bodily functions or maladies.

I was having fun and you're trying to make me look stupid. Except all you're accomplishing is making yourself look stupid. I'll edit if you do.
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Wakandan I didn't edit shit. I don't have to try and make you look stupid, your words do that well enough on their own. I was just pointing it out to you.
 
Noodleface

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When my wife gets drunk she turns into true irish bostonian potty mouth retard.

I prefer not to get her drunk.
 
Khane

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Cud_sl said:
Have them pee before the sexy time and you wont get pissed on.
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That's not how it works. The woman I had the experience with could keep "peeing" over and over every time she climaxed. Most was 5 times within the span of like 15 minutes (was really easy to make her cum)
 
Sutekh

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Yeah, they said that the bladder fills during sex and then it excretes a liquid that contains the same makeup as pee. Read the report bro.
 
Khane

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Sutekh_sl said:
Yeah, they said that the bladder fills during sex and then it excretes a liquid that contains the same makeup as pee. Read the report bro.
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I think you're under the impression I'm tormented by this. You should know by now I'm a sexual deviant. Also, you should really re-think your stance on what makes a study legitimate. 7 test subjects never has been, nor will it ever be, a true representative scientific study.
 
Soygen

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Might not be a true representative study, but I bet it wasawesome!
 
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