Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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Let's be fair. Him not getting laid on what's essentially a first date isn't quite friendzoning. Not all girls even kiss on first date. Although the ones who don't probably wouldn't have anything to do with a horn-head.
I was on a date last Saturday night that went really well. Then at the end of the date I moved in to kiss her and she froze up and tightened her lips. Not a quick move to the cheek or anything. Just froze like a deer in headlights. Never called her again because that's fuckin' weird and I can't deal with prudes who have stupid rules about kissing on first dates.
 

Deathwing

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Let's be fair. Him not getting laid on what's essentially a first date isn't quite friendzoning. Not all girls even kiss on first date. Although the ones who don't probably wouldn't have anything to do with a horn-head.
Right, I'm assuming since she started from her facebook list, she knew what he looked like before this even started. He wanted to fuck her, and she decided to friendzone him from the outset. Pretty aggressive.
 

The Ancient_sl

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I was on a date last Saturday night that went really well. Then at the end of the date I moved in to kiss her and she froze up and tightened her lips. Not a quick move to the cheek or anything. Just froze like a deer in headlights. Never called her again because that's fuckin' weird and I can't deal with prudes who have stupid rules about kissing on first dates.
Let's be fair. It might just be a rule about kissingyouon a first date.
 

Soygen

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I was on a date last Saturday night that went really well. Then at the end of the date I moved in to kiss her and she froze up and tightened her lips. Not a quick move to the cheek or anything. Just froze like a deer in headlights. Never called her again because that's fuckin' weird and I can't deal with prudes who have stupid rules about kissing on first dates.
That's not just being prude. That's like socially retarded/awkward on top of it.
 

Soygen

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I'm not saying her not wanting to kiss him is retarded. I'm saying her freezing in place is. So back off and say no or give him the cheek. Freezing like a "deer caught in headlights" is awkward.
 

Tenks

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Maybe the date when so terribly she was completely befuddled that he'd even attempt to kiss her
 

McCheese

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If this thread has taught me anything, it's that the reason some girls don't kiss on the first date is because our horns aren't high/spikey/red enough.
 

Khane

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Would be the first time I've ever thought a date went well but she thought it didn't since I was probably 18 years old. Mostly because I don't have a severe learning disability and can tell when someone is having a good time. It's not like I try to kiss every single girl I go out with no matter what. I've got standards!

So yeah, maybe it was just me and not a rule. But the way she reacted made it seem like she was kind of retarded.
 

Blazin

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I was on a date last Saturday night that went really well. Then at the end of the date I moved in to kiss her and she froze up and tightened her lips. Not a quick move to the cheek or anything. Just froze like a deer in headlights. Never called her again because that's fuckin' weird and I can't deal with prudes who have stupid rules about kissing on first dates.
Never heard of a girl being able to control their labia like that, screw her dang prude
 

Khane

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Never heard of a girl being able to control their labia like that, screw her dang prude
When I date a 35 year old single mother I expect that she doesn't have some weird, fanatical rule about kissing on a first date. It's a kiss, not a blowjob. Now I'm making a lot of assumptions based on how shit went down on the date to say it was in fact a rule, but nevertheless she either doesn't know how to send signals, deflect an obviously incoming kiss (I don't just nose dive the women I date), or has that silly rule. I have no patience for any of those three things.

Also, I think you mean libido
 

Soygen

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I think he was referring to "tighten her lips".

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Blazin

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As someone who hasn't dated in 20 yrs would it be normal to just give a simple kiss early on before making out stage. If I tried to give a girl a kiss hello or good bye and she acted weird about it id be offended, but maybe adult relationships move faster than I realize . I would have Trouble being comfortable with a stranger but I guess you guys get use to it
 

Khane

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As someone who hasn't dated in 20 yrs would it be normal to just give a simple kiss early on before making out stage. If I tried to give a girl a kiss hello or good bye and she acted weird about it id be offended
Wait what? What you are describing is exactly what happened...
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Nothing wrong with planting a real kiss on the first date. If you like her go for it. I've had multiple women tell me that me kissing them on the first date was a huge turn on because I "took charge" or was "confident".

In Khane's case, if the chick was 35 and doesn't know how to deal with it, it is indeed a good sign to move on.