Marriage and the Power of Divorce

lurkingdirk_sl said:

Should I be tipping my wife if I'm not getting hookers on the side?

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That depends on if she gives blowjobs.

Hahahah god damn you guys are assholes!

To Clarify-
Yes, I've had the horns both times she saw me, so no surprise. Also, my facebook picture is currently this.



Secondly, she came over Monday night, which meant I had work the next morning, so my hair was down, under a hat. (Maybe that was the dealbreaker? )

Lastly, She stuck around for a couple hours after the movie, just talking, which we pretty much did through the entirety of the shitty movie as well.

As an update, she sent me a message about 5 p.m. yesterday asking if I was doing anything last night. I was, so I told her that and said I was free today though if she wanted to do something. She never responded. Beats the fuck out of me what her deal is.

Ohh yeah, and Khane, I'm totally with you, you don't want to be with an adult who balks at fucking kissing. Thats insane. Bailing seems the right move to me, lest you find yourself a member of her churches choir this time next year.

You know, I agreed with Phoenix when they were smaller, but now the horns have taken on a life of their own.

I'd do 'em.

So bros, a strange thing has been occurring recently. The dating thread is a dead thread so I'm just going to post this here. Last week I reactivated my OKCupid account. I said to myself "Self, this time it's gonna be different. This time you're not gonna need to be funny, or charming, or interesting. This time you're not gonna need to message anyone, no... this time they're gonna come to you".

But Khane... how can you make sure this happens? Well you can't... or at least I can't. I'm not over 6' tall. I don't have perfect bone structure, and I don't look good in bathroom mirror selfies with my shirt off. Some guys can just stand at the bar and look pretty... fuck those guys. I gotta be funny and shit. It's exhausting... or do I?

So after some deliberation I decided to do something I've only ever done very briefly as a thought experiment in the past because it just wasn't my "style". I put how much money I make in my profile. I did it once before for about a day and a half, which is not enough time to get any kind of sample size, because it just kinda made me feel sleazy. Now I just don't give a shit.

So what's happened in the week and a half since I did this? Have I gotten more action from the local women who are able and willin'? No, or at least not that I've noticed. Pretty much the standard same old it's always been. But what has happened, which is really funny to me, is I've been getting a fuckload of messages from women who live nowhere near me. Women from California, Texas and South Dakota. A woman from Canada and a woman from Argentina messaged me. But the funniest shit is I have gotten 5 messages from 5 different women from China. Fucking China. And the pictures these women have in their profiles. I didn't believe the stories of over industrialization I've been reading but they must be true because these women have pictures of themselves standing in front of skyscrapers and with beautiful views of corporate city skylines behind them... with no other humans in sight. So in the most overpopulated place on earth they have pictures of themselves in beautiful parks and cities... with nobody else around. It's REALLY fucking weird.

Now, normally I would never post information of anyone here on this site but in this case I feel it's perfectly fine because these women are obviously trying to take advantage of lonely, wealthy men. There are probably no victims in such a scenario, but because she's so far away I'm going to post a link to one of these profiles just so you can see what I mean. I know I'm probably asking a lot from the crowd here but just try not to be shitheads OK?

OkCupid | Nice3522 / 27 / Foshan, China

I think that's a pic of a realdoll. Like 99% that's a realdoll.

It's not women trying to take advantage of lonely wealthy men. It's grizzled, stubbled russians trying to find a sucker.

New first dating question: Are you a realdoll and/or sexbot? Can you prove that?

Iannis_sl said:

I think that's a pic of a realdoll. Like 99% that's a realdoll.

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Haha, shit. I think you're right.

If that's a doll it has to be the most lifelike I've ever seen. Looks like great import bangmaid material to me. If she can cook great General Tao chicken and squirts I'd have her on the next flight over.

P.S: Based upon my experience, putting your income in your profile has a far greater impact on match.com than it does okcupid. Not sure why.

Thats a boy. That is a 12 year old boy.

I like the fact she makes a point stating how hard she is working on her english. And for some reason these were cracking me up. Good luck with the real doll bro.

I am kind of good at cook.

I am good listener, I am always here if you have happy things or bad things.

I like smile, and you will find that I am very easy going and talk and get along well.

I smell a scam profile.

Burnesto_sl said:

I smell a scam profile.

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Nah, that's the typical subservient/demure type of shit you'll see in an Asian dating profile. Most of the scammer profiles actually put their location as being in the US, then try and hit you up with the "they're travelling abroad stranded and need money" schtick. Also, for whatever reason the scammers love to put some sort of religious reference in their profile-- "God fearing" being the most common one.

At least when I was dating, almost all the dating scammers seemed to be in Nigeria or Russia, though China may starting to play catch-up now, who knows.

Who cares if it's a scam or not? Those pictures are just really eerie.