Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

Got something right about marriage
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The color of text messages that are incoming from other people on an iPhone... or Android... or Tinder...or who cares it's pretty stupid terminology.
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
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I'm a software developer and I like putting buggy shit in production. The answer is 15.90.
 

Crone

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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I still don't get what qt420/10 means, but whatever. Then we get green text?

So if this bitch had an iPhone, you'd say it was blue text since text color between iPhone's is blue?

Our thread has been invaded bros. The dating thread needs to come back. lol
 

Itlan

Blackwing Lair Raider
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I told you I'm not good with numbers. 159/10? I'm really out of my league here.

And no, green text doesn't apply to iPhone. It's purely a 4chan thing. Khane is confused.

MOVE ON FROM THE GREEN TEXT FUCK.
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
<Nazi Janitors>
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Why are you expecting something from green text to make sense?! Jesus christ guys, THAT is not what I'm focusing on! I'm wondering if I should even continue to pursue things with this girl.
Yes, pursue that girl and never post about it again.
 

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
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Shit bro I am not QA'ing this shit I sent that shit off to India. I expect that the report will be filled with poor english, incorrect test scenarios, and a general and total misunderstanding of the question at hand. We will then need to send it back out. I'm sorry but our release cadence is surely going to suffer. This feature may not be seen until version 2.0.
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
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Green texts from 4chan on Imgur is basically the same as browsing 9gag.
My wife follows no less than 3 instagram accounts that literally just post shit that was on the front page of reddit 3 days later. And she constantly thinks she's showing me some great content despite me telling her every time I already saw it on reddit earlier the week.
 

Deathwing

<Bronze Donator>
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You could let her show you the great stuff and then you don't have to waste time browsing reddit. The downside being you'll have to do more work at work.