Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Lejina

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Who cares if it's a scam or not? Those pictures are just really eerie.
I have pictures of myself in parks and around town in Tokyo of all places and there's not a soul in the background. It's not as odd as you may think.

Looks like a good bangmaid candidate. Go for it bro.
 

Tenks

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Holy fuck you didn't immediately think that was a RealDoll? Not to mention with how rampant plastic surgery is in the Asian culture most attractive "perfect" Asians are nothing more than a product of a surgeon. So I guess the line is blurred.

My problem is her hands. They look so .... lifeless.
 

Khane

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You're a weird dude Tenks. Refuse to put it in a willing woman's butt however you immediately think "RealDoll". Why do know so much about real dolls bro?
 

Tenks

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You're a weird dude Tenks. Refuse to put it in a willing woman's butt however you immediately think "RealDoll". Why do know so much about real dolls bro?
I'm a master of online dating forensics to figure out fatties and dolls posing as women
 

Cad

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Holy fuck you didn't immediately think that was a RealDoll? Not to mention with how rampant plastic surgery is in the Asian culture most attractive "perfect" Asians are nothing more than a product of a surgeon. So I guess the line is blurred.

My problem is her hands. They look so .... lifeless.
I don't know why you'd think plastic surgery is any more common in China than it is here. Any mildly well to do white lady has bolt on tits, fake lips, juvederm, skin tightening, etc

To say any attractive Asian is the product of a surgeon is just ignorant.
 

Itlan

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Guess I'll follow Khane since the dating thread is dead.

So I basically befriended this girl at the gym, total qt420/10, and she wakes up at 5 am to workout with me. We go out to eat, she sits in my car with me for hours at a time just talking, etc. One night, I ask her to chill and don't get a response that night. Next morning I wake up to "omg I fell asleep sorry." I figured it was her way of telling me she's not interested, so I don't bring it up. Later on in the day I text her "you coming with me tomorrow morning?" No response. For a week. I figure she realizes I want more, she doesn't, her way of dealing with it is to avoid the situation. Kind of socially retarded, but whatever.

Fucking bitch texts me a week later "Hey :angryfaceemoji:" I'm like "the fuck does this bitch want?" Apparently she's all upset we haven't spoken in a week. I told her to fuck off since a phone works both ways. She claims she's been super sick, but wants to hang out. I go pick her up and she honestly looks like a god damn mess and clearly has an infection. I tell her to go to the doctor, sure as shit she has bronchitis, so I guess she's not a total liar. Anyway, fast forward 3 days later of talking/hanging out/lifting/eating/whatever we hook up.

What the fuck happened during that week? I'm guessing she ended things with the dude she was talking to before she met me. Or he ended things with her. I kind of feel like a tool, but whatever, pussy is pussy amirite?
 

Tenks

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I don't know why you'd think plastic surgery is any more common in China than it is here. Any mildly well to do white lady has bolt on tits, fake lips, juvederm, skin tightening, etc

To say any attractive Asian is the product of a surgeon is just ignorant.
Lol you call me ignorant than say "Any mildly well to do white lady has bolt on tits, fake lips, juvederm, skin tightening, etc"

It is also pretty well known in Korean culture that when a girl is old enough they take the knife to her to fix perceived physical defects. Then in China getting your eyes Americanized is almost ubiquitous. There is a reason all these KPop and idols all look exactly the same.
 

The Ancient_sl

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Guess I'll follow Khane since the dating thread is dead.

So I basically befriended this girl at the gym, total qt420/10, and she wakes up at 5 am to workout with me. We go out to eat, she sits in my car with me for hours at a time just talking, etc. One night, I ask her to chill and don't get a response that night. Next morning I wake up to "omg I fell asleep sorry." I figured it was her way of telling me she's not interested, so I don't bring it up. Later on in the day I text her "you coming with me tomorrow morning?" No response. For a week. I figure she realizes I want more, she doesn't, her way of dealing with it is to avoid the situation. Kind of socially retarded, but whatever.

Fucking bitch texts me a week later "Hey :angryfaceemoji:" I'm like "the fuck does this bitch want?" Apparently she's all upset we haven't spoken in a week. I told her to fuck off since a phone works both ways. She claims she's been super sick, but wants to hang out. I go pick her up and she honestly looks like a god damn mess and clearly has an infection. I tell her to go to the doctor, sure as shit she has bronchitis, so I guess she's not a total liar. Anyway, fast forward 3 days later of talking/hanging out/lifting/eating/whatever we hook up.

What the fuck happened during that week? I'm guessing she ended things with the dude she was talking to before she met me. Or he ended things with her. I kind of feel like a tool, but whatever, pussy is pussy amirite?
You sound like a real douchebag
 

Tenks

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But wtf does it even mean? I could kind of extrapolate qt314 = cutie pie then /10 means a 10. But wtf does qt420 even mean?
 

Itlan

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Why are you expecting something from green text to make sense?! Jesus christ guys, THAT is not what I'm focusing on! I'm wondering if I should even continue to pursue things with this girl.