Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Famm · Feb 4, 2015

Blazin_sl said:
I had pain from sex for almost a year following, ended up taking 800mg of naprasin a day for as long as I felt my liver wouldn't crap out and inflammation finally abated enough and pain didn't return. The orgasms now are very bland to non existant if I was reading a book I wouldn't stutter. Something doesn't cycle right, I remain horny don't lose erection. None of the tingly skin, endorphin type feel. Maybe 2-3 times a year I'll have one, no rhyme or reason to it that we can find to reproduce. My procedure took over an hour I was told it was going to be 10-15 mins. My vas deferens were embedded in a good bit of tissue and I wish the surgeon had just sutured me back up at that point and re-evaluated. He said that my nerves related to orgasm should not have been in that bundle of tissue but everyone's anatomy is slightly different. My body responded to the procedure by building up scar tissue and it's likely that certain nerves are just being pushed on in a way just enough to fuck it up for me. I think it was just really bad luck on my part. I know several people who have had vasectomy without issue but I think people need to go into it knowing that it is not without risk like any surgery.

Had you told this story in the old vasectomy thread? Not sure if that was here or FoH or both. I think I may have read your review before and that helped scare me off.

Anyway, yeah, fuck that. I realize most people don't have such issues, but holy fuck man.

I have to ask, have you considered hiring Ravvenn for a threesome to help spice things up in the bedroom?!??!

Blazin · Feb 4, 2015

Famm_sl said:
Had you told this story in the old vasectomy thread? Not sure if that was here or FoH or both. I think I may have read your review before and that helped scare me off.

Anyway, yeah, fuck that. I realize most people don't have such issues, but holy fuck man.

I have to ask, have you considered hiring Ravvenn for a threesome to help spice things up in the bedroom?!??!

Lori is a strung out hooker so no we haven't. And yeah I posted about it awhile go.

Khane · Feb 4, 2015

Soygen_sl said:
Ok, in that case you're just lazy. What are we even discussing at this point?

Well... yeah. But I wanted my bros to have something to talk about. Though it isn't really laze, I don't feel compelled to keep courting. It's not like I don't still get after it. I just lose interest in foreplay.

Khane · Feb 4, 2015

Cad_sl said:
Intentionally change things up with your sex life. Do it in different positions, different times of day (DO NOT fall into a rut about the "procedure" for sex, it should be spontaneous), different places in the house (or someone else's house!) etc... work on your oral technique, even if you can get her off in 60 seconds, don't. Draw it out for her sometimes and let her teeter on the edge, then give it to her after a few rounds. Talk dirty to her while you're doing it. Etc... just mix it up. Don't do it the same way/same place/same time.

Is this advice for me, Blazin or just in general? Because if it was directed at me I think you missed the point I was making about my personality.

Gavinmad · Feb 4, 2015

See I refrained from making the Lori joke because this is the grown-up forum.

Anyway, Blazin I would also try doing Kegel exercises for about a month and seeing what happens to the quality of your orgasms.

Kirun · Feb 4, 2015

Blazin_sl said:
less than weekly. Mostly limited to bouncing boobs in the gif thread when it use to load and occasionally following links in who is that girl thread. Maybe once every 2-3 weeks outside of that and limited to browsing beeg for a few mins before saying "meh"

OK, let me rephrase: How many minutes a day, roughly, would you say you look at pornographic material? Not fapping, not with the wife. Even just simple browsing, curiosity, links, etc.

Blazin · Feb 4, 2015

Maybe 3-4 mins 99% in this forum

darkmiasma · Feb 4, 2015

Tarrant_sl said:
Sut was warned, no one to my knowledge has been Strait up shawed on their first offence in here.

Anyway, enough arguing in here about it. If you want to talk about it go to the ask a mod thread about it.

I was straight up shawed for my first offense.

Adebisi · Feb 5, 2015

"A divorcing couple divides their Beanie Baby investment under the supervision of a judge."

Grown up!

Noodleface · Feb 5, 2015

Dude married a linebacker

Soygen · Feb 5, 2015

Luckily for him, he didn't have to wrestle her for them.

BrotherWu · Feb 5, 2015

I don't know guys, I'm sure it will at some point, I don't feel it slowing down much in my 40s, especially when I'm getting good rest, nutrition and workouts, and not doing dumb shit like slugging IPAs and wings at a Super Bowl party.

We've been married for 17 years and still love plowing the wife. It's not like I don't look at other women and wonder what it would be like, and I'm sure some of them would be pretty fun, but there is something to be said for familiarity and chemistry. I mean, I still love to stare at my wife's ass as much as I did the day I met her.

We were headed somewhere the other day and I asked for a quickie before we left and got an amazing hummer that was finished up in less than 2 minutes. I wouldn't normally want to go that fast but hey I felt better and the kids were waiting downstairs so it was practical. She knows exactly how to make that happen.

We've had our arguments over frequency over the years but we're in a rhythm of 2-3 times per week and that works for me. I'd be happy to go a couple of times per day most days but it just isn't realistic with kids, work and her libido.

Soygen · Feb 5, 2015

BrotherWu_sl said:
not doing dumb shit like slugging IPAs and wings at a Super Bowl party.

I'd rather be impotent than give that up.

BrotherWu · Feb 5, 2015

Yeah, I don't think you have to give it up. Let's just say that Monday was a rough day for me so it was fresh on my mind.

Itlan · Feb 5, 2015

Since you brought up hummers, anyone else just not bust from blowjobs? I've had some pretty spectacular girls (and some fucking AWFUL ones honestly) and I just can't man... it sucks.

Cad · Feb 5, 2015

Itlan_sl said:
Since you brought up hummers, anyone else just not bust from blowjobs? I've had some pretty spectacular girls (and some fucking AWFUL ones honestly) and I just can't man... it sucks.

Yes, feels great but need intercourse to get there.

Noodleface · Feb 5, 2015

I ain't got a problem getting there, but I have this weird thing where after I have blasted off my penis has a cooldown of like 12-24 hours. It's really weird.

Deathwing · Feb 5, 2015

Never came from a blowjob myself, this might explain my proclivity for cheese. Honestly, it doesn't bother me. There's just no way a mouth and tongue can compare to the sensory coverage of a vagina or anus. I mean, it's impressive when someone does overcome that handicap, but I'm not going to hold that against them, especially since those those muscles aren't built for endurance.

Also, there's the whole problem of cleanup.

Arch · Feb 5, 2015

It takes some real talent to get it done from a hummer for me, but when it does happen it is pretty glorious. I'm the same way Noodle, but usually not quite that long maybe 2-4 hours.

::EDIT:: @DW if they aren't going to swallow not worth it imo, that's the best part.

Tenks · Feb 5, 2015

I dated a girl in college who was a damn BJ wizard. Every girl since her pales in comparison in that aspect. Shame the girl was off her rocker.

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