Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tenks

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Indeed. If you're snowballing your load out of her mouth, that's not swallowing.

Who was the dude who liked to eat his loads out of his girl's snatch?
God I had it as my sig on FoH for the longest time. Can't recall the name though.
 

McCheese

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I think it was Grobbee Trull or something, right? Wasn't he the same one who moved to China and wore shorts and sandals in his engagement photos?
 

Tenks

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That sounds right. And he was the one that was caught up in the whole 2 woman drama and shit too wasn't he?
 

Hoss

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I mean I guess I could ask for advice about what to do about the fact that my best friend's daughter is probably mine and not her husband's, but somehow I doubt I'd get any helpful advice from the neckbeards around here.
Easy. Fuck her and see if the baby comes out retarded.

outside of cinnamilk does anyone have a non hokey way of raising libido?
wait what? Cinnamilk?

That was my idea,, but is that a slippery slope? I did ask to put it in her butt, she said no
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My wife has a vibrator but I don't find that particularly exciting. My idea was to try watching porn together, something we've never done. Most porn is so over the top though I think she would annoy me with heavy sighs
Well, if you want tips on getting some assplay, we can maybe help you with that. I once had a girl tell me that all women like assplay, but most of them just don't realize it yet because they're scared. They think if they let you get away with touching anywhere in the area, you're going go straight to jamming your dick in there dry.

But for reals, don't worry about the 'slippery slope'. As long as it's fun, who gives a damn how freaky it is? Personally, I only shy away from things that will likely cause permanent damage.
 
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Well she threw in my face the other day that the baby doesn't look like her or her husband, like what the fuck was I supposed to say to that.
Oh, you were being serious. So why did you stick your dick in married crazy? As far as advice? Hope her husband thinks the kid is his, so that in the case they split up he won't have any issues providing the child support. That is assuming you don't want anything to do with the the kid. If you do then maybe it's time to figure out how much you want to be involved and how her marriage will turn out if you do get involved.
 

Crone

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Wife and I have had issues over frequency, but what couple doesn't at some point? I've thought at times something must be wrong with me for not wanting sex every single day, but finally just realized that everyone is different and if I'm happy and the wife is happy, then whatever.

Having the 2nd kid changed things drastically, and of course moving across the country, and living with family. Privacy went out the window, and stress is really high. This is tough because my wife's libido, and mine, has always been really low. I guess we've always worked out ok in that department. She says it's higher, but she's too shy to initiate anything.

That is another thing we've always struggled with. She'll tell me she could screw every day, but won't initiate it, or even tell me she wants it. So maybe she doesn't have low libido, but doesn't want to tell me about it? She says, she doesn't because she can't take rejection. So if I legit don't want it some night, she'd get offended. But guess what? I'm a dude. I say I don't want it, and then she starts doing something, I promise you I'd get all riled up and ready to go, but she doesn't get that I suppose.

Rambling, and over shot my intent of the post, but whatever.
 

lurkingdirk

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Communication. Also communication. After that, communication.

Talk with your partner about sex. A lot. Frequently. It is the only way to make sure that expectations are the same, and expectations are pretty important in this arena.
 

Noodleface

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My wife barely ever initiates it either, when she does it feels awesome though. I've told her this countless times, but for whatever reason she doesn't like to do it. She'll get all pissy if she's in the mood and I didn't pull out my star map, write down equations and solve a bunch of matrices to decide if she was in the mood or not - I should have "just known".
 

Izo

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Communication. Also communication. After that, communication.

Talk with your partner about sex. A lot. Frequently. It is the only way to make sure that expectations are the same, and expectations are pretty important in this arena.

With five kids you must be one busy communicator
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Arch

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My wife barely ever initiates it either, when she does it feels awesome though. I've told her this countless times, but for whatever reason she doesn't like to do it. She'll get all pissy if she's in the mood and I didn't pull out my star map, write down equations and solve a bunch of matrices to decide if she was in the mood or not - I should have "just known".
This is super annoying, I'm thankful my wife isn't like that but I have had girlfriends in the past that were.
 

DickTrickle

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My wife barely ever initiates it either, when she does it feels awesome though. I've told her this countless times, but for whatever reason she doesn't like to do it. She'll get all pissy if she's in the mood and I didn't pull out my star map, write down equations and solve a bunch of matrices to decide if she was in the mood or not - I should have "just known".
I have experienced and understand this. It's hard for me to understand why it's like that when there's really no reason to fear rejection from me. It seems to be something ingrained in some people.
 

iannis

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I've always suspected that they say "fear of rejection" when what they really mean is "I want you to do it when I want you to and you should know me well enough to know when that is". I've only ever known one woman like that though (well, maybe I've known lots and missed a bunch of chances to get laid or something) and that's how it was. It wasn't laziness exactly. It was a sort of childishness, kind of a passive way to shirk responsibility. Which is fine, I don't mean that judgmentally, it was what it was. Everyone has quirks. And that probably works for young women 90% of the time, so why fix what ain't broken.
 

Khane

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There is no balance gentleman but let me tell you what. In my experience it's far less aggravating being with a woman who won't initiate than a woman who has a stronger libido than you and is constantly trying to initiate when you aren't in the mood. Because the latter starts fights more easily whereas in the former I am in complete control of my own sexual destiny with said woman.
 

Deathwing

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I have experienced and understand this. It's hard for me to understand why it's like that when there's really no reason to fear rejection from me. It seems to be something ingrained in some people.
I think our society breeds them that way. Initiating sex is "slutty".

There is no balance gentleman but let me tell you what. In my experience it's far less aggravating being with a woman who won't initiate than a woman who has a stronger libido than you and is constantly trying to initiate when you aren't in the mood. Because the latter starts fights more easily whereas in the former I am in complete control of my own sexual destiny with said woman.
Meh, after years with my wife not initiating sex(and this is partly my fault), she's finally turning it around. I'll take someone who's expressive about what they want over the alternative. The lack of initiative bleeds into other areas of sex and it becomes hard to get their kinkier side(which does exist) out.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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There is no balance gentleman but let me tell you what. In my experience it's far less aggravating being with a woman who won't initiate than a woman who has a stronger libido than you and is constantly trying to initiate when you aren't in the mood. Because the latter starts fights more easily whereas in the former I am in complete control of my own sexual destiny with said woman.
Truth. Women aren't accustomed to rejection, and have been trained to think that men want sex 24/7, so when you don't want to screw they immediately think something is wrong with the relationship. They can very, very, quickly rationalize this in their head from anything from "you don't want them anymore" (rage/anger) to them thinking you are cheating (constant calls, txts, snooping, where were you?, etc). I haven't had a crazy high sex drive since my early 30's, so unfortunately have had a lot of experience in this area.