Marriage and the Power of Divorce

lurkingdirk · Feb 13, 2015

This thread has taken a strange turn.

DickTrickle · Feb 13, 2015

Gravy_sl said:
I only need one release to drown a baby. I make Peter North look like Dick Trickle.

Pfft. My first orgasm was the Biblical inspiration for the Great Flood.

Big Phoenix · Feb 13, 2015

DickTrickle_sl said:
Pfft. My first orgasm was the Biblical inspiration for the Great Flood.

So everyone drowned in pee? Man that had to be horrible.

Haast · Feb 19, 2015

Wombat, requesting update on (hopefully ex) girlfriend situation.

Alex · Feb 19, 2015

He mentioned in the 50 Shades thread that his girlfriend saw the movie and said it was fucking hot. Assuming he's still at it.

Frenzied Wombat · Feb 19, 2015

Alex_sl said:
He mentioned in the 50 Shades thread that his girlfriend saw the movie and said it was fucking hot. Assuming he's still at it.

She actually moves out tomorrow, fucking-A, and I am taking the day off work to "supervise" the exit. We went out for dinner last night, because she requested that we have one final dinner at the restaurant where we first met, and despite me knowing that it was a bad idea, I couldn't really come up with any excuse that wouldn't cause guilt on my part.

She met me at the restaurant since it's right near my office, and basically went full tilt on the hair/makeup/dress in some play to win me back. Dinner was awkward, with her constantly pushing me to "say something, this is our last outing together", but I really didn't have much to say that hadn't been said a hundred times already. Then she started tearing up saying she envisioned the dinner being different which was my sign to get the check, and we went home. She wanted break-up sex, I declined, she went into some sort of bipolar-esque type state that vacillated between "I hate you" and "you're the love of my life, I'm so so sorry", and that was the night..

Still really sucks.. She was a great GF in a number of ways-- didn't try and "change" me, not prissy, and let me do my own thing most of the time. Unfortunately her once a month or so drunk rage fits just ruined everything with the horrendous insults. I never thought I'd be in a situation where I'm immensely physically attracted to someone, yet have no desire to fuck them because of things they said.

iannis · Feb 19, 2015

Short of having body parts removed, that is one of the worse things that can happen to a dude.

The dissonance is intense. It will break your mind if you stare at it for very long.

Tuco · Feb 20, 2015

Events like this are what cause alcoholics to swear off alcohol forever. You're doing her a favor.

Noodleface · Feb 20, 2015

Props for not throwing in the pity bang at the end. Last thing you need is her to get accidentally pregnant or think it meant you two were back together.. or plunge a knife into your chest during orgasm.

iannis · Feb 20, 2015

Tuco_sl said:
Events like this are what cause alcoholics to swear off alcohol forever. You're doing her a favor.

Well, probably not.

But who wants to live with a mean drunk. Fuck that lush.

Haast · Feb 20, 2015

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Still really sucks.. She was a great GF in a number of ways-- didn't try and "change" me, not prissy, and let me do my own thing most of the time. Unfortunately her once a month or so drunk rage fits just ruined everything with the horrendous insults. I never thought I'd be in a situation where I'm immensely physically attracted to someone, yet have no desire to fuck them because of things they said.

Thanks for the update, and good luck with the move-out.

During my divorce, the move-out process went pretty smoothly despite bad feelings between us. Know beforehand what you care about and what you could easily (and maybe even want to) replace. Try offering up some stuff she may want that you don't really care about at the beginning. If she has some decency, she will probably do the same and cooperate more readily throughout the process. And it sounds like she does have decency... unless she boozes.

Itlan · Feb 20, 2015

You should get really drunk before you move out and claim everything as your own. Establish dominance. Then cry and ask for her back.

Khane · Feb 20, 2015

Does she have any plates in your apartment? If so, break them.

Itlan · Feb 20, 2015

Snap her CDs and throw all her clothes on the sidewalk.

The Ancient_sl · Feb 20, 2015

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
She actually moves out tomorrow, fucking-A, and I am taking the day off work to "supervise" the exit. We went out for dinner last night, because she requested that we have one final dinner at the restaurant where we first met, and despite me knowing that it was a bad idea, I couldn't really come up with any excuse that wouldn't cause guilt on my part.

She met me at the restaurant since it's right near my office, and basically went full tilt on the hair/makeup/dress in some play to win me back. Dinner was awkward, with her constantly pushing me to "say something, this is our last outing together", but I really didn't have much to say that hadn't been said a hundred times already. Then she started tearing up saying she envisioned the dinner being different which was my sign to get the check, and we went home. She wanted break-up sex, I declined, she went into some sort of bipolar-esque type state that vacillated between "I hate you" and "you're the love of my life, I'm so so sorry", and that was the night..

Still really sucks.. She was a great GF in a number of ways-- didn't try and "change" me, not prissy, and let me do my own thing most of the time. Unfortunately her once a month or so drunk rage fits just ruined everything with the horrendous insults. I never thought I'd be in a situation where I'm immensely physically attracted to someone, yet have no desire to fuck them because of things they said.

Hey, congratulations man, that took some serious effort on your part to do the right thing.

Haast · Feb 21, 2015

So, free at last Wombat? When you wake up from the booze-soaked freedom celebration, let us know how it went.

Izo · Feb 21, 2015

Tuco_sl said:
Events like this are what cause alcoholics to swear off alcohol forever. You're doing her a favor.

Curious. How do you know what a surefire turning point is for an addict? People lose their houses, children, jobs, family and still keep drinking.

Khane · Feb 21, 2015

Izo_sl said:
Curious. How do you know what a surefire turning point is for an addict? People lose their houses, children, jobs, family and still keep drinking.

Well Izo.... let me tell you what drives people to drinking...

Commander Vimeseh_sl · Feb 21, 2015

Khane_sl said:
Well Izo.... let me tell you what drives people to drinking...

The amazing taste of a good beer on a hot summers day?

Eidal · Feb 22, 2015

Izo_sl said:
Curious. How do you know what a surefire turning point is for an addict? People lose their houses, children, jobs, family and still keep drinking.

There is no surefire turning point; people aren't black/white constructs. I was up to some degenerate shit in my early 20s and a very distinct event catalyzed me into making a drastic life choice (military enlistment). Eight years later and I credit that negative event, and my reaction, for why I'm alive today.

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