Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Dyvim

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Life in the fast lane would have been nailing the 24 chick in Vegas like Jack Bauer.
 
Onoes

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Yeah, just expecting a ton of flak. And no Tarrent, I've been skyping with her, but the distance has prevented a meeting before this weekend, so nope, we had not been alone before this weekend.
 
Gravy

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Meh, that's too bad, I like your stories. I may not agree with every decision you've ever made, but why would I? To each their own, and all that.
 
Tarrant

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So she's married and you're meeting this weekend, even though she's still married you're going to sleep with her?

I'd wait just to be sure she's not feeding you a line as it seems all too convenient. Plus, don't be that guy.
 
Onoes

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It was last weekend. I got back last night. She's Caucasian so everything she says must be true.

I don't believe she's being deceitful at all if that helps.
 
Onoes

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I'm not wrecking anything. Her husband met a girl online he's been talking to for months and is moving in with as soon as their house sells. The marrige is over, it's just the paperwork that's not finished.
 
Noodleface

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I would say to just take it slow. There have been a couple times recently where you became infatuated with a woman right off the bat only to either have your heart broken or have someone shitting in the bushes.

Was the shitting bushes thing you or am I thinking of someone else?
 
Haast

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Was the shitting bushes thing you or am I thinking of someone else?
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"Bush shitting" was Julian and the psycho nurse. Though it sounded more like she was trying to look into his windows after he kicked crazy out of his house.

EDIT: looks like Arch beat me to it.
 
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Tenks

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God this has to be the most token case of rebound. Like it should actually be in the dictionary.

Rebound: To get cheated on by your husband from some online dating girl and then go and fuck someone with devil horns in the back of his 90's pop-culture referencing car
 
Khane

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Tenks_sl said:
God this has to be the most token case of rebound. Like it should actually be in the dictionary.

Rebound: To get cheated on by your husband from some online dating girl and then go and fuck someone with devil horns in the back of his 90's pop-culture referencing car
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Gotta be honest with ya here Onoes. This is exactly what it sounds like.

Her soon to be ex is already planning on moving in with someone new, she needs to validate herself by moving way too fast with some dude with devil horns. Gonna be the same story as that other woman you were all broken up about. You're gonna talk all day every day, see each other as much as you can, you're gonna think it's great, and then she's gonna drop the "I think we moved too fast" on you. Because you quite literally are moving too fast.
 
Jysin

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Onoes_sl said:
2 days after we met, 2 weeks ago. So... moving fast, I know.

(Hence me not wanting to talk about it here yet, because I'm aware it all sounds crazy right now.)
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Onoes_sl said:
I'm not wrecking anything. Her husband met a girl online he's been talking to for months and is moving in with as soon as their house sells. The marrige is over, it's just the paperwork that's not finished.
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Fuck sake dude, all this shit has gone down in two weeks time? And you are simply taking this girl's word for it on face value that her husband is this cheating bastard? For all you know she could be the cheating whore and he's leaving her because of her own actions and you are there picking up the pieces. TWO WEEKS bro. From a Ren faire snuggle to her "leaving her husband", to you going all gaga over her!

Don't think with your cock for 5 seconds here man.
 
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